The Smile Wall of Eyes
» Back to review

Comments:Add a Comment 
Demon of the Fall
April 25th 2024


38990 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I remained consistently flaccid throughout my numerous attempts, so I guess this just doesn’t get me going

Futures
Contributing Reviewer
April 25th 2024


17199 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

my only complaint is i do wish thom showed a bit more range, a little one note

DDDeftoneDDD
April 25th 2024


23513 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Agreed

zakalwe
June 5th 2024


41927 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

This is one of those albums where you can listen to it and picture yourself being anywhere while listening.



Overlooking L.A

On a scooter zippijg about Rome

Lazing on a beach in Queensland

Perusing the temples of Kyoto

Bowling along Basildon Town Centre going to the Weatherspoons

AsleepInTheBack
Emeritus
June 5th 2024


10745 Comments


Ah yes, wall of eyes, my favourite perusing the temples of Kyoto album

gabba
June 5th 2024


2808 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I’d rather be in Basildon, catching up with depeche mode

Demon of the Fall
June 5th 2024


38990 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

why do I get the feeling zak does a lot of 5 whilst contemplating 1-4?

Demon of the Fall
June 5th 2024


38990 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

generic all-purpose album confirmed

zakalwe
June 6th 2024


41927 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

It’s all I do demo

Pikazilla
June 6th 2024


32373 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

weatherspoons chocolate fudge cake with ice cream is delish

zakalwe
June 6th 2024


41927 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I’ve probably eaten in a spoons three times in me life and never had a pudding.



A pubs sole purpose is to have a pint.



Fucking insistence that everyone tucks into a load of shite and nibbles down the boozer completely does my head in.



KP or nobbys nuts, crisps, pork scratchings. That is all that is necessary and genuinely all that was required for several hundred years before people became complete wankers.

anat
June 6th 2024


5852 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

spoons brekky with free coffee refills though zak

zakalwe
June 6th 2024


41927 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Never had it mate

anat
June 6th 2024


5852 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

surprised you’ve even got internet

Pikazilla
June 6th 2024


32373 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

lmfao

claygurnz
June 6th 2024


7790 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Spoons food always tastes good to me, fully aware most of it is microwaved haha

zakalwe
June 6th 2024


41927 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I walk and hear lark song, take a moment to smell a delicate rose, greet my fellow human being with a smile and wave of acknowledgment as the radiant sun pulses life and purpose to all.



Then walk through me front door log on and spend 20yrs watching porn hub going at it hammer and tong till my hand looks like a welders glove.



Internet. Couldnt live without it.





Demon of the Fall
June 6th 2024


38990 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"A pubs sole purpose is to have a pint."

I don't think we need every damn pub going the way of having to provide meals for people. It also encourages something else we should never see in the places, kids. They can f right off, little shits running around making noise and putting me off my liquid refreshment. Pubs are for adults

You even get 'work from home' mum's bringing the little brats to the local for a coffee break and a spot of lunch, using the pub's wifi while 'working' - an absolute madness

TVs bloody everywhere too, no need for it. Even when there's nothing on. Go to a dedicated sports bar if you want that shite

proper old boozer, quiet, sedate, nice pint of ale, a little relaxed chatter (no more than that). Music at a low-level (optional). Can't beat it. Heaven

The death of an institution

zakalwe
June 6th 2024


41927 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

💯

claygurnz
June 6th 2024


7790 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Yeah kids in pubs need to get lost, should never be a thing



You have to be logged in to post a comment. Login | Create a Profile





STAFF & CONTRIBUTORS // CONTACT US

Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Site Copyright 2005-2023 Sputnikmusic.com
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy