‘don’t knock a tuna sarnie’ is my favourite sleaford mods track
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thought johnny was saying meet me in staines for a sec
was wondering when i said i grew up there
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Album Rating: 4.5
t/f mort was an extra in Ali g
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no but i used to live right round the corner from the opening scene where he drives past kids on a mini train in a park
have met many people who thought staines was made up because of ali g
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Album Rating: 2.5
But Mort you don't get a fruit juice with that loaf
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Album Rating: 5.0
salt and vinegar is king crisp flavour and i'll bare knuckle barney anyone who says otherwise
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Album Rating: 5.0
staines is thorpe park and nothing else
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na its not staines is also staines high street where you can see:
two mcdonalds
a waterstones
a wh smiths
the row of banks in every high street
subway
greggs
a market where you can buy shitty phone cases and bootleg t-shirts/hoodies
a nandos
a pizza hut
cafe nero
a vue
gypsy sundays (a real thing you can google)
and most importantly
a statue of two men holding a roll of linoleum
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britain really is a land of culture
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Album Rating: 2.5
hey at least those lino guys were unlikely to be guilty of historical atrocities
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Album Rating: 2.5
unless that lino is brown and yellow! crimes against taste, that kitchen is so dated baby
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Album Rating: 4.5
Still sounding absolutely mint
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Album Rating: 1.0
I am actually allergic to menthol
that's why I can only brush my teeth with a limited selection of toothpastes
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Damn.... that actually sucks
I can't use any toothpastes that have tarter control on the label
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Album Rating: 1.0
it only really sucks when someone's chewing gum next to me
instant runny nose and coughing guaranteed
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Jesus...
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And then the lights are cut, the station turns black
And once again a face is all I see
I study its creases, the crow's feet and laugh lines
I'm not even sure that it's me
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Album Rating: 4.5
Best lines best song
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Album Rating: 3.0
Is this comedy or the ‘opposite of a comedian’ thing? I did actually laugh at Tears on Tour, then was amused at the very fact I was laughing, hmm interesting 🤔
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Album Rating: 4.5
its no Bravado
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