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TetraVaal
November 2nd 2019


337 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

It doesn't help that they make shit music, too.

Viriathus
November 2nd 2019


3570 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Their music being shit is the more important thing.

TetraVaal
November 2nd 2019


337 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Yeah but making shit music while looking like the offspring of Orgy, is a recipe for being one of the more embarrassing bands in existence right now.

Viriathus
November 2nd 2019


3570 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Well they kind of are the offspring for Orgy on this album soooooo...



eh.

MELONADE13
November 2nd 2019


829 Comments


yea I'd hardly go that far

TetraVaal
November 2nd 2019


337 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I feel like this album would've been shit in 1999.



Wannabe Matrix looking scrubs.

Viriathus
November 2nd 2019


3570 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Its more like Celldweller or Blue Stahli gone dj0nt but the point still stands.

MELONADE13
November 2nd 2019


829 Comments


imagine caring about what a band looks like enough for you to type out 3 whole internet comments about it

TetraVaal
November 2nd 2019


337 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Imagine looking like a band that eats male butthole.

MELONADE13
November 2nd 2019


829 Comments




Space Jester
November 2nd 2019


11562 Comments


Most guys that eat male butthole probably look like they work in an office tbh

sharkmsc
November 5th 2019


495 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

It's tastier than female butthole

bloc
November 5th 2019


70880 Comments


Y'all ever try gyming to Bloodline

TetraVaal
November 6th 2019


337 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0TNv0RAFFM



This is actually good.

JayEnder
November 6th 2019


22749 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Damn that was some good shit. How can people hate on Marcus so bad?

hobblepot
November 6th 2019


3001 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

that was fucking awesome

Toondude10
November 6th 2019


15374 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

"Damn that was some good shit. How can people hate on Marcus so bad?"



Because he's not Adrian-senpai

bloc
November 6th 2019


70880 Comments


That performance was so good, and I think it's after a long tour too so even thought they're probably exhausted they still did a great job.

They also did a cover of Get Free by The Vines in that set but I got two words for ya: don't listen

SteakByrnes
November 7th 2019


31061 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

"How can people hate on Marcus so bad?"



I just don't like his vocals man, they're boring, nothing special about them

Viriathus
November 7th 2019


3570 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

As if Adrian was all that special of a vocalist either



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