Black Midi Schlagenheim
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someone
February 24th 2021


7254 Comments


♥‿♥

BaselineOOO
March 18th 2021


2846 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Schlagenheim sounds like a subgenre of german porn from the 90s that didn't take off because it was too repulsive even for European standards. So yea, pretty much just like the album.

StickFeit
March 18th 2021


2349 Comments


Repulsive even for European standards... what does that mean? I feel attacked.

Dewinged
Emeritus
March 18th 2021


33075 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I think it means smth like "hits home"?



But of course, you wouldn't care.

JohnnyoftheWell
March 18th 2021


64287 Comments


"Schlagenheim sounds like a subgenre of german porn from the 90s that didn't take off"
lmao based

osmark86
March 18th 2021


12576 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"Schlagenheim sounds like a subgenre of german porn from the 90s that didn't take off because it was too repulsive even for European standards."



lmao

BaselineOOO
March 18th 2021


2846 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

"Repulsive even for European standards... what does that mean? I feel attacked."



In the sense that Europeans are into nastier shit than Americans. : (

osmark86
March 18th 2021


12576 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Easy Cheese is a US product though

LeddSledd
March 18th 2021


7445 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

at least we're not french

osmark86
March 18th 2021


12576 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Bon point mec

Crawl
March 18th 2021


2953 Comments


"In the sense that Europeans are into nastier shit than Americans."

I only recently found out about this Europe stereotype. No clue where it comes from lol.

Snake.
March 18th 2021


25598 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"In the sense that Europeans are into nastier shit than Americans."



debatable

StickFeit
March 19th 2021


2349 Comments


“I only recently found out about this Europe stereotype. No clue where it comes from lol.”


Yeah this is the first time I’m hearing about it actually.. I thought it was only the other way around

BaselineOOO
March 19th 2021


2846 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Weird. I thought most people were aware of this stereotype. Maybe it's because people in the UK (a big portion of sputnik) aren't subjected to it because of their protestant past? The rest of Europe sometimes looks at Americans like they are naive God-fearing people who have sex only after marriage and so on. The way I see it is that the sex culture and porn culture of the US is often blown out of proportions by their mass media, but truth is that Germans and French kind of were into hard porn far before Americans knew about it. Also, current material from Germany and Italy is quite fucked up even compared to the Japanese industry.



My personal experience, as a girl who wants to become a traditional wife, well, I've always thought American guys have purer intensions with me and are more trustworthy than the European dudes I met.

StickFeit
March 19th 2021


2349 Comments


I thought you meant eating snails and shit


"The rest of Europe sometimes looks at Americans people like they are naive God-fearing people who have sex only after marriage and so on" I really don't think that Europe looks at America this way

dedex
Emeritus
March 19th 2021


13008 Comments

Album Rating: 4.1 | Sound Off

tu veux te battre Ledd?



first time hearing this stereotype too, also lmao at that whole para Baseline

keaton_86
March 19th 2021


1377 Comments


"I only recently found out about this Europe stereotype. No clue where it comes from lol."

Germany.

Demon of the Fall
March 19th 2021


39126 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

‘Schlagenheim sounds like a subgenre of german porn from the 90s that didn't take off’

Lol. In related news, this is the first time I’ve thought ‘schlong’ when seeing this bumped, must be that kind of day.

Ashtiel
March 23rd 2021


1540 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

new album is out May 28th

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT0nSp8lUws

BaselineOOO
March 23rd 2021


2846 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

That is the cringiest music video I've ever seen.



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