Mastodon Emperor of Sand
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Sevengill
March 31st 2017


13163 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

"oh damn guys quick think of a blood mountain innuendo"

you rouse my Sleeping Giant~

budgie
March 31st 2017


42375 Comments


my penis capillarian crest thing boner

Tunaboy45
March 31st 2017


18967 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

bite the pillow we're going to dry bone valley

DominionMM1
March 31st 2017


21560 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

something with pendulous skin I suppose

budgie
March 31st 2017


42375 Comments


colony of birchpenis

Sevengill
March 31st 2017


13163 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

You'll have two slicklegs by the time I'm done

budgie
March 31st 2017


42375 Comments


pls

Tunaboy45
March 31st 2017


18967 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

get ready for the motherload

Sevengill
March 31st 2017


13163 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

The Behemoth doth stride in my pants

budgie
March 31st 2017


42375 Comments


master crusher is what they call my vaginer

Tunaboy45
March 31st 2017


18967 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

dick so good it gave her aqua dementia

Sevengill
March 31st 2017


13163 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

cover band

let's do it

budgie
March 31st 2017


42375 Comments


im brent

Tunaboy45
March 31st 2017


18967 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

I'm definitely Brann

Tunaboy45
March 31st 2017


18967 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Sevengill you're Troy

Sevengill
March 31st 2017


13163 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

but I can't grow a beard :c

Mongi123
March 31st 2017


22472 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

This was a definite improvement over the last album

jtswope
March 31st 2017


5788 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Yep.

Tunaboy45
March 31st 2017


18967 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

it's okay man we can glue a merkin on your face

Sevengill
March 31st 2017


13163 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

"it's okay man we can glue a merkin on your face"

what is a



...



I immediately regret googling that.



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