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BallsDeep
June 28th 2016


4642 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I presume their 97 Possessed EP is what won most of the girls hearts

parksungjoon
June 28th 2016


47227 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

yo that's a good demo don't h8

BallsDeep
June 28th 2016


4642 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I have it but ive never actually listened to it. Maybe next week if i find a 30 minute window in my busy schedule

Snide
June 28th 2016


7049 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"Yeah apparently chicks dig a lot the Gojira tone."

They want the members...

But they want the member's instruments more.

KevinKC
June 28th 2016


1599 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I think it's because there's an actual feminine aspect to Gojira's music. Like Deftones. Unlike Soulfly. And also, all the band members are handsome and talented and famous. Like in Deftones. Unlike in Soulfly.

Actually Gojira is some sort of Metal Boyband. With talent.



And also about the repetitivity of Magma, just like Pray, it feels like it was artificially lengthened. Like it ends at 4min08s.

Snide
June 28th 2016


7049 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"Actually Gojira is some sort of Metal Boyband"

I feel like this is going to become a new Sputnik meme either very quickly and very heavily, or not even remotely at all.

BallsDeep
June 28th 2016


4642 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

'"Emus tend to travel in pairs, or alone, or in groups and tend to eat at night or day' - Russel Coight

Snide
June 28th 2016


7049 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"Emos tend to travel in pairs, or alone, or in groups and tend to eat at night or day" - Russel Coight

KevinKC
June 28th 2016


1599 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Naaa, nobody reads my comments.

Tunaboy45
June 28th 2016


18945 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Because the ultimate, tried and proven way to get girls is to wear a Gojira tshirt and recite the lyrics to Flying Whales.

Tunaboy45
June 28th 2016


18945 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I mean I have a Gojira tshirt so that's a start.

Snide
June 28th 2016


7049 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I get girls by-

Oh wait I haven't had sex in ten months

Obviously my methods are a little lacking

BallsDeep
June 28th 2016


4642 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Well I get girls numbers by being a genuinely nice guy and treating them with respect, then roughly 3 days later they'll usually ask to meet up at the shops where they can seek my fashion advice and talk to me about the troubled relationship they have with their abusive boyfriend

Tunaboy45
June 28th 2016


18945 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I listen to Opeth so I don't get girls.

Snide
June 28th 2016


7049 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

My dating life -

Be engaged for two years

Break that off due to some unfortunate compatability shit (we were toxic for each other)

Make a fake wedding with best friend

Shit gets out of control

Blows up both on here, Facebook, and IRL

Me and bestie retreat into the shadows for a good four months then resurface

oltnabrick
June 28th 2016


41004 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

ok that accurate

Tunaboy45
June 28th 2016


18945 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

olt here to tear shit up

Snide
June 28th 2016


7049 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Tuna, with your dating life at least you didn't have to get a chest tattoo with yours and your ex-fiance's initials on it covered up.

That shit was painful in more ways than one bruh

BallsDeep
June 28th 2016


4642 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

@BlackMalachite lol mate are you mentally sound? serious question

Tunaboy45
June 28th 2016


18945 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

You know the weezer song Pink Triangle?



Funny little song right?



In real life it's a fucking nightmare



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