i didnt ask u

bitch u got blackened

fuck i was gonna say that

ive been blackened

Album Rating: 5.0

I was reading through the review until I hit this sentence: "Some bands can and are rather good at writing superb nine minute epics. See Iron Maiden and Opeth."



I immediately imagined a fat old biker with a huge mustache fumbling a scared, pale ugly emo boy with long hair who hasn't taken a bath in a decade. I then pictured the boy trying to give head yet being unable to find the pecker of the old fat pig under layers of waves. I also have a feeling whoever thinks Opeth writes good superb nine minutes epics can in my opinion join in on the two tards with golden locks and a tiny apron.



Oh yeah, I stopped reading the review of course.

Now I Lay Thee Down is epic as shit

Album Rating: 4.0

dat ass

Did you change your avatar to that just for that post? Because it seems perfect.

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

THIS ALBUM IS AWSOME IN ITS PURIST FORM

dude yes!!!!!!!! rock on. metal for life

Album Rating: 3.0

1.0 Mike Stagno



what a surprise

Album Rating: 4.0

you based your whole review on hype, you fail

a 1.0 puntuation for this album is shocking .this album rules

Album Rating: 4.0

Review is wrong



Listened to this for the first time in like 2 years tonight and it's still epic

Album Rating: 3.0

Not too bad, a bit boring though...

Reviewer's rating is hard : I give this a 3.5 (cos I like MH) but 2.5 or 3 seems fair to me, lol 1 doesn't.

Album Rating: 4.0

Apart from Burn My Eyes, this is their best album

Album Rating: 4.5

album just clicked with me when i first listened to it. doubt if i first listened to it now i'd hold it in such high regard, but i still love it.



hope their new album doesn't take too long to come along.

'Halo' doesn't seem to have any structure to it at all.

Album Rating: 3.0

Coming from "OllieS"

through the ashes is better tho