Album Rating: 2.0

Explains the 2 in your rating…





[edit] dammit, page break.

Album Rating: 3.0

Take me back to coffee

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Take me back to Nami

Album Rating: 3.0

I mean it’s aight

Album Rating: 3.5

I'm seeing these in November, kinda want to see what the hypes all about to be honest

Album Rating: 2.0

November is a little far away, lol

Album Rating: 1.0

fuck it I've listened to enough to know this is a 1

Album Rating: 2.5

This band is so fucking shitty. Music for faux metalheads, god I hate them

Album Rating: 1.0

While this is undoubtedly an all-timer poo metal album, I don't actually know anyone who loves it and don't feel as if raging against faux metalheads is necessary to dismantle it. It feels pretty easy to avoid if you just stay off tiktok, I just like listening to bad metal albums for a laugh sometimes

Album Rating: 2.5

Raging against faux metalheads is always necessary.

Album Rating: 1.5

Nah let them be faux so

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damn u must pop a blood vessel every time you go to the bathroom

Album Rating: 3.5

"This band is so fucking shitty. Music for faux metalheads, god I hate them"

faux metalheads, ah yes. metal is not meant to have dynamic contrast.

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

co-worker metal

Album Rating: 1.0

‘This band is so fucking shitty. Music for faux metalheads, god‘

If I was insecure enough I’d be altering my rating significantly by association.

There are plenty of reasons to hate on this, but you are well wide of the mark here

Album Rating: 3.5

I get hating it for other reasons (like not liking Vessel's voice) but this implies that metal needs to all be all-gas-no-breaks go-go-go with no breaks

Album Rating: 1.0

Yeah, it’s the worst critique I’ve seen by far

What the hell is ‘false metal’ anyway?

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idk even the songwriting just stinks of dramatization that feels like it was dreamt up from a bad acid trip at a grunge metal show. nothing groovy or genuinely insightful to the riffs or the atmosphere, or any real reasons to why the music plays out the way it does (through lyrics). all-around forgettable stuff.



for some reason I compare the ambition of this band to Sevendust. I feel like they wanna get in that vein of melodic singing and hard hitting grooves but they screw themselves over by taking themselves too seriously. just my opinion.

Album Rating: 1.5

"co-worker metal"





Lmao exactly. Find out someone listens to metal and they say Sleep Token or Bad Omens 🤢🤮

Album Rating: 1.0

Bad Omens 🤮🤮🤮