Album Rating: 2.0

good thing too, because this motherfucker is about as useful as a Nicaraguan army knife.

Album Rating: 4.5

bi-monthly drop-in to remind everyone that this album is about as useful as a condom is to a fucking eunuch..



So if you have this album played in the background while having sex, that means you're having tantric sex?

Album Rating: 4.5

Kirk seems to disagree with the last statement

Album Rating: 4.5

We better be. Humans are morons, existence is meaningless and suffering is unavoidable. Yup let's do that for ever and ever through all 66 dimensions.



I'm gonna lie down.

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.

Album Rating: 4.5

You better go back to your vineyard and keep doing vines.

Album Rating: 5.0

Fuck. MaynardJKeenan is unironically the best user in this thread and posting the only worthwhile comments.



Who saw that coming?

Album Rating: 5.0

Maynard did. He sees all

Album Rating: 4.5

"Who saw that coming?"



A 10-year old could walk in here and be best user. Just look at Desdinova or Rodrigo.

Around 4 years back, I found myself as I often am, sitting at my office desk and listening to music. I would immerse myself in my music and headphones, in order to reach a meditative, focused state. The better to work effectively and long hours! While listening to Tool's album Lateralus (#1 below) in this fashion, I became entranced in the polyrhythms and was shocked to experience my consciousness lift slightly from my body. Of course it came back quickly with a jolt, leaving me wondering what the h$&*l just happened.

Album Rating: 4.5

A 10-year old could walk in here and be best user. Just look at Desdinova or Rodrigo.



No I'm not, I'm so annoying that I think if I make it into a raking I'll probably be the worst user of all. I hate my personality, btw.

Album Rating: 5.0

rod you're the only reason i still post here

Album Rating: 4.5

I'm glad you say that, because I might be the person with the most childish behaviour in all this site.

Album Rating: 4.5

I'm like the closest thing you will find that resembles goku or naruto. More Goku than Naruto.

Album Rating: 4.5

Don't be so hard on yourself. It's like God making a stone he can't lift.

Album Rating: 5.0

I'm dying for the new album honestly. It's gonna be a helluva record I'm sure.

Album Rating: 5.0

It's gonna be dissapointing because of everyone's expectations

Album Rating: 3.5

it's gonna be disappointing because of its' quality

Album Rating: 5.0

It's going to not exist

Album Rating: 4.5

its gonna be 3/4 filler like 10,000 Days was. At least this one and Aenima were only half filler.