Beach House Teen Dream
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NordicMindset
January 16th 2020


25137 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

My 3 is too kind, honestly. This album loses me real quickly.

SandwichBubble
January 16th 2020


13965 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Am I the only positive rating in here?



Damn, I've felt this cold chill before.

It's called loneliness. ):

theBoneyKing
January 16th 2020


24890 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Nothing but love for this beautiful album.

SandwichBubble
January 16th 2020


13965 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Walk in the Park's still my favorite off this, totally great song.

Aberf
January 16th 2020


4000 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

This album, in a literal sense, is a Teen Dream where I'm hanging out with friends during those teenage years, it's beautiful, fun, and all. Except for me, it's the moment where I wake up while realizing that those are only my wishful delusions within a dream and I've been alone since forever.

Painful to experience it again, just like this album

SandwichBubble
January 16th 2020


13965 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

No time like the present.

For example, I'm gonna sit in my pajamas and eat pistachio ice cream all night take that mom.

See, teenage rebellion phase checked off right there.

JohnnyoftheWell
January 16th 2020


64287 Comments


Every negative review I've read for Penny Sparkle (far better album) makes points that remind me hard of this

Lucman
June 17th 2020


5537 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Welp, I just bought the average down from a 4. Really liked Bloom but this was a disappointment considering it's often praised as the better album.

JohnnyoftheWell
June 17th 2020


64287 Comments


you have done well. Bloom is not great, but significantly better than this

Lucman
June 17th 2020


5537 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

There's just something about this hand that, even at their best, they're just kind of *there. They never impress but they never offend either. I love the vocals here but everything else is bland. Bloom has better atmosphere but can still struggle to be engaging outside of that.

theBoneyKing
June 17th 2020


24890 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

If y’all think this one is boring then you must detest their first two albums.

Dewinged
Emeritus
June 30th 2020


33019 Comments


I come and go to this one honestly. Some days i think is garbage, some days i think it's neat.

Aberf
September 19th 2020


4000 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Some days it's awful, some days it's abysmal.

NorthernSkylark
September 19th 2020


12134 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

not unlike opinions

Aberf
September 19th 2020


4000 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Dream Pop band for those who's not really into Dream Pop

Aberf
September 19th 2020


4000 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

That's just the trend of this band, unfortunately.

budgie
September 19th 2020


42308 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

lmfao the ratings on this page are wild

Aberf
September 19th 2020


4000 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Most people who find this to be good aren't the type who actively explore the genre. For a combination of a sterile dream-pop composition and a janky vocal delivery, it weirdly happens to be popular with the demographics I've mentioned above.



Ever look at Billboard top 100 and wonder why are those songs popular? That's how I feel about Beach House.



Ryus
September 19th 2020


37885 Comments


7 is fun but yeah this is pretty damn boring

theBoneyKing
September 19th 2020


24890 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

No. This is a wonderful, cohesive song cycle.



And: Gatekeeping dream pop of all things lol [2]



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