Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

The Dr Suess rhyming in "Invisible Kid" is hilarious

I AM THE TABLE

AND THAT AIN'T JUST A LABEL

Album Rating: 2.5

The biggest problem here by far is that each song is at least ~2 minutes too long.

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Nix that horrible snare sound and chop the songs by 2-3 minutes and this would have like a 3.2 average on here and a 4.0 from me.

Album Rating: 1.5

It's my worlddddd, it's my worlddddd. Lmao.

Album Rating: 1.0

good album

Album Rating: 2.0

Shoot me again I ain't dead yet shootmeagainshootmeagainC'MONshootmeagainshootmeagainYEAH

Album Rating: 2.5

Album isn't offensively bad – it's just really, really, really boring.

Album Rating: 2.5

[2]ish

Album Rating: 2.5

The most 2.5 to have ever 2.5'd

Album Rating: 2.0

SHOOT ME AGAIN I AINT DED YET!!!

Album Rating: 4.0

"The biggest problem here by far is that each song is at least ~2 minutes too long."



Make that 3 minutes + - I do enjoy this record but yeah agreed.

First time I ever thought Metallica sounded a bit adult and ballsy was on this one.

Album Rating: 2.5

dirty window still legitimately bangs

Album Rating: 2.5

Album has YEAAAAHH-AAHHHHH's so gets an extra .5 out of principal.

Album Rating: 2.5

First two tracks kill. The rest is pretty boring though.

Album Rating: 2.5

P much.

Album Rating: 1.0

I am the table > this shit heap of steel trash can banging and basic guitar therapy riffs. No guitar solos on a Metallica album is like no sauerkraut in my Reuben.

I AM THE TABLE is the best lyric they've ever written

Album Rating: 2.5

Close, but...



I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOOOOOU