Yeah I'm surprised no one quoted that. Maybe it's too soon lol

Your life is too soon

Turns out Jesse has average length, with above average girth. Exactly what you'd expect, for a fairly short but burly Guy.

Average girth, lol

He should jelq

Album Rating: 4.0

My girth breeds mirth.

Jelqing actually works though. Well, for me anyway. Some people report no results.. I have made genuine gainz

If you guys need a great record to get into now that Brand New is over, check out "That's the Spirit" by Bring Me the Horizon. One of the best rock albums of the last 20 years.

lolololol

I'd rather listen to Tankard but thanks for the rec Benecidal

Album Rating: 5.0

I'd rather shove glass into my fucking ears

Album Rating: 4.5

If you guys like this you should check out the band "Greyest Comfort" they just released their new record and there was a line at Radio Shack good

Album Rating: 4.5

yea i picked up my copy at radio shack yesterday i fucking loved it. singer’s not a pedo too so that’s a plus

Album Rating: 4.0

well we dont know that yet, now do we.

Album Rating: 4.5

i guess you never know. the date rape song on the newest album might raise some flags, but i guess we’ll find out in 15 years

Damn, I didn't know Radio Shack was still around

Album Rating: 4.5

they’re booming. they’ve had a big comeback since about 2015

Album Rating: 4.0

idk, that date rape song is pretty good but i take issue with the "i dropped an 'alka seltzer' into her drink when she went to the ladies room / whether she knew it or not, i was gonna get that poon" line. a little weird, honestly.

Album Rating: 4.5

yea, plus half the songs are about cheating on your wife and having a sex addiction but whatever might as well brush it off until he’s outed

Album Rating: 2.0

What about love shack?