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Groundking
August 8th 2026


2675 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

[2] Most correct opinion in this whole thread Wildcard

Groundking
August 8th 2026


2675 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

lol at the page break

Wildcardbitchesss
August 8th 2026


22369 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Getting medium-well / well done steak is a far worse crime than making a shitty EP

Kusangii
August 9th 2026


9457 Comments

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lol bruh

Eakflanderyof
August 9th 2026


7235 Comments


I imagine the kind of guy who would get their steak well done is someone like cotton hill

Futures
Staff Reviewer
August 9th 2026


19312 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

or patrick mahomes (with ketchup)

Eakflanderyof
August 9th 2026


7235 Comments


I just assume anyone who uses ketchup has a child's palate. You're probably also ordering chicken tenders or nuggets whenever possible

Kusangii
August 9th 2026


9457 Comments

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ketchup is fucking goated on french fries and falu sausage. Go ahead and call me a kid but I will die on that hill (don't use it on anything else tho)

PizzaBear
August 9th 2026


1058 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Imagine being too good to put ketchup on a hot dog smh

Eakflanderyof
August 9th 2026


7235 Comments


I just meant on steak yall lol

Kusangii
August 9th 2026


9457 Comments

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I didn't even know people used ketchup on steak lmao

Futures
Staff Reviewer
August 9th 2026


19312 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

i only know of mahomes which is why i mentioned it. and trump i think lol (no political sperging)

Kusangii
August 9th 2026


9457 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Trump is one of the biggest degens in history so makes sense

FrozenFirebug
August 9th 2026


1269 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

list of things that are colloquially ketchup with regard to meat of any cut from any animal that costs more than $2.29 / lb



1. barbeque sauce

2. a1 steak sauce

3. all other steak sauce

4. heinz 57 steak sauce

5. sriracha

6. anything with soybean oil

7. anything with corn syrup

8. honey mustard

9. chick fil a sauce (all of them)

10. cocktail sauce

11. fry sauce

12. mayochup

13. thousand island dressing

Wildcardbitchesss
August 9th 2026


22369 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Trump literally does it too, you all hate him because of the fascist policies. I hate him because he gets a fucking well done steak with ketchup



Imagine being a fuckin billionaire born with a silver spoon all the way up your ass and your palate includes the shittiest items at McDonald’s and well done steaks, you gotta dip the fucker in ketchup because the meats dry as shit.



I’m not huge on ketchup but I’ll occasionally get it with French fries if the fries are mid… it’s good at disguising shit that tastes bad. I’ll get it on a hot dog if it’s got like chicken and pork and shit in it and isn’t all beef.



As for steak, I roast people for dipping it in anything unless it’s just a shitty cut. My uncle ate a ribeye with Heinz 57 and I told him he was un-American

Futures
Staff Reviewer
August 9th 2026


19312 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

sir i made this clear



(no political sperging)



Wildcardbitchesss
August 9th 2026


22369 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I’m sorry I did the mega quick edit

Groundking
August 9th 2026


2675 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

The only thing you should put on steak is peppercorn sauce.



Also no slander on Ketchup, it's goated.

unclereich
August 9th 2026


14998 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

my dad cooked steak well done+ for us growing up because he's from a part of the country where people got trichinosis routinely from pork and black bear. people from his neck of the woods had the tendency thus to overcook everything because they assumed erroneously "the trich" was everywhere. we learned to use ranch, ketchup, or really whatever was at our disposal to help palate the hockey puck like steaks we would have nightly along with the boxed mashed potatoes he would make w/margirin NEVER real butter.



needless to say i barely cook my steaks now. medium rare is ideal but i don't mind a rare or blue when having a filet. weirdly though, because we couldn't be picky i don't really care if a steak is overcooked unless it is at a nice restaurant and i paid a lot for it. i also don't mind ketchup or ranch w/my steak-although it would only be at home in private. a perfectly cooked steak needs nothing more than a nice side of garlic mash/mushrooms/pomme purée/or asparagus and ofc a tall, crisp, screaming-cold diet coke with a lemon garnish. clean livin

Storm In A Teacup
August 9th 2026


47406 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I just want a whole LP of this.



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