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bloc
November 28th 2018


70880 Comments


Same man, it's actually hard not to

Flugmorph
November 28th 2018


35411 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

id like to see what a sowing beard looks like

Demon of the Fall
November 28th 2018


39016 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

'I stroke my beard all the time too, it's too fun not to'

As do I. In fact my wife 'reprimands' me when excessive stroking leads to untidiness & a lack of uniformity.

bloc
November 28th 2018


70880 Comments


Sowing always did seem like a clean shaven guy yeah...

Holy shit, Demon's got the fuzz too??

kalkwiese
November 28th 2018


11040 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

When I think of Sowing now I have Andy Hull in mind. But a more skinny version

Demon of the Fall
November 28th 2018


39016 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

@bloc

Fuzz? Save that slander for teen 'bum fluff', this is the real deal. Full beard & tashe I'll have you know, even the little bits at the side of my mouth joining the two together (not sure what they're called, if anything).

bloc
November 28th 2018


70880 Comments


Yeah man I got the full shit too, sweet. I call those two little bits "port connectors"

Relinquished
November 28th 2018


50089 Comments


where they connect the port to dock incoming dicks

Project
November 28th 2018


5959 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

the alt versions of these songs on the deluxe edition, because that's what spotify defaults to anymore, are actually fantastic. the version of Pressure with a marching band is stupid good



also i'm in my mid 20s and I still can't grow a beard so i envy all of you

bloc
November 28th 2018


70880 Comments


"where they connect the port to dock incoming dicks"

You're just mad that you had to trim the Wayne Static hairdo

Demon of the Fall
November 28th 2018


39016 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Hang on, that’s not where the dicks go. Thinking...

RogueNine
November 28th 2018


6049 Comments


Wish I could have the fuzz. Unfortunately the job says no.

bloc
November 28th 2018


70880 Comments


You a mailman or something?

RogueNine
November 28th 2018


6049 Comments


Haha, thankfully no.

Demon of the Fall
November 28th 2018


39016 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Professional swimmer?

BrushedRed
November 28th 2018


3882 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Pressure is easily the best and catchiest Muse song. I’m kinda wanting to bump up my rating too. I just hate knowing I have a Muse album above a 2.5 as is, but ehh I’m gonna do it.

Larkinhill
November 28th 2018


8315 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Yup I initially had this at a 3. After another listen or two I had to bump it up to a 3.5.

Source
November 28th 2018


19917 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

maybe Rogue plays baseball for the yankees

Project
November 28th 2018


5959 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

"Pressure is easily the best and catchiest Muse song"



even me, a stalwart defender of New Poppy Muse, has to give the "best" title to Knights of Cydonia.

BrushedRed
November 28th 2018


3882 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Ehh muse has one of the most consistently meh discographies ever, with Drones borderline terrible. They’re basically just a rockier Coldplay. I’m just glad I didn’t skip this album like I initially intended.



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