Emery ...In Shallow Seas We Sail
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theacademy
Staff Reviewer
March 1st 2011


31878 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

hahahah yes

Tyrael
March 1st 2011


21108 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Touché porch. You're right, that was an inexcusable case of utter stupidity.

porch
March 1st 2011


8455 Comments


there's no need to censor or belittle yourself

preach on brother

Tyrael
March 1st 2011


21108 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

This album has obvious flaws and now I understand why people would not like it. That's all I have to say.

Emim
March 1st 2011


38481 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

remember that time tyraelxy thought people who didn't like this album were just pretending not to like it because they were led astray by sea's review




remember that time people thought people who didn't like CTTS were just pretending not to like it because they were led astray by mj's review

Fugue
March 1st 2011


7371 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

remember that time when The Devil and God Were Asian Inside Me?

Tyrael
March 1st 2011


21108 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Good times

Sowing
Moderator
March 1st 2011


45523 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Did somebody mention The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me?



Oh, must have been a false alarm. Carry on.

SeaAnemone
March 1st 2011


21427 Comments


... still don't understand Tyrtalleycy's problem with me lol.

he gave me the deepest, most sincere shoutbox apology I've ever witnessed last time he said something dumb, yet he keeps fighting the good fight, what a warrior!

and this: It seems that this reviewer is more disgruntled with what post-hardcore has become and has found memories of what he considers the "glory days." I get the feeling that if Emery's style of post-hardcore was called pop-punk-withheavyposthardcoreinfluence-core or any other random name, the reviewer wouldn't take quite as hostile of a stance to this album. I don't think the rating would change because there are some legitimate gripes that you have with this album, but I feel that the hostility I feel from the review would vanish.

has been said before.

and no.

I don't care what it's called. either way, it takes post-hardcore elements, waters them down, dumbs them down whatever, adds some spiciness a la breakdowns and some faux-emotion. Actually, forget that it even took those post-hardcore elements in the first place (which I dwell on too much in the review anyway), it's still a steaming pile of shit-- it mashes just enough catchiness and scene-iness to appeal to preteen christians who still want to feel rebellious without pissing off Mary and Jesus.



As you can see, I have many opinions about this album that have nothing to do with the music.



Tyrael
March 1st 2011


21108 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Lol I have no problem with you... And I was actually defending your review from that troll.

couldwinarabbit
March 1st 2011


6996 Comments


Can someone please explain how you could possibly think this is any good at all?

Tyrael
March 1st 2011


21108 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Ask Daveyboy, he can.

SeaAnemone
March 1st 2011


21427 Comments


eeerrrr if this isn't sarcasm:

Dude, this is not written by some random moron but by SeaAnemone, a respected sputnik authority.
What on earth are you thinking that you even dare to accuse him of such nonsense?


then I don't know what is.



Tyrael
March 1st 2011


21108 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

eeerrrr if this isn't sarcasm


There is no sarcasm on the internet. I was dead serious. If was being sarcastic I would be using a smiley or something.

couldwinarabbit
March 1st 2011


6996 Comments


Ya Sea is hardly respected.

SeaAnemone
March 1st 2011


21427 Comments


and lol I hope that (ask Daveyboy) was sarcasm too

Tyrael
March 1st 2011


21108 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I am not sarcastic omg. I liked his review.

For the last time: I have no problem with you Sea.

SeaAnemone
March 1st 2011


21427 Comments


umm ok then, sorry for the mixup, it's just that your comment sounded 100% facetious

Waior
March 1st 2011


11778 Comments


please do

Tyrael
March 1st 2011


21108 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

it's just that your comment sounded 100% facetious


Yeah I get that a lot. No problem.



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