Holy crap. Are you guys still talking about me? I'm honored. And for the record, MJ and Rembrandt are tied up in my basement, thats why I reek of them so badly. And unless that message decodes to say "socially awkward shut in with a little too much time on his hands" then it is far from accurate. Oh, and just so I can be the only person on this board who is actually still discussing Mac Lethal... Mac Lethal sucks.

Album Rating: 4.0

5

who is this limp-wristed imbecile accused of being me, the mighty DogFish? it seems as if this snot-nosed, pre-pubescent half-wit should either crawl back to the hole from wence he came or prepare to challenge the mighty user DOGFISH in the game of Sput!!

what say ye, foolish user snave?

5? As in the number of times I have tried to get on board with Mac, due mainly to the overaggressive mac fans who love to shove him down peoples throats? (Inveigh) "Dude, you gotta hear this line!" How about you just tell me the fucking line? Were at a party with dozens of people, I dont want huddle around your computer with you sitting through three minutes of mediocrity just to get to one line that you think is great. Christ, they're doing beer bongs in the next room, why are you doing this to me?

Album Rating: 4.0

5

are you ignoring the challenge of the mighty DogFish, pencil-penised user known as 'snave'?

it seems that you have some sort of unhealthy obsession with the user Inveigh, do not let it distract you from the task at hand!

Im not sure what the challenge consists of, but I absolutely accept.

a duel in the game of Sput -- we shall each review an album (of my choosing) in a set amount of time. The victor shall be named based upon the number of 'pos' votes given by the users of the site known as SPUTNIKMUSIC.COM.

The album: Astro Lounge, written and recorded by the legendary Smashmouth.

do you accept, oh feminine user snave?

Album Rating: 4.0

Oh damn, this is going to be good.

Challenge accepted

so it shall be written, so it shall be done! With a deadline of Tuesday, October 19 in the year of Our Lord two thousand and ten at the hour of high noon, Mountain Standard Time the review-off shall commence!

Submit your review by no later than the deadline or risk forfeiting the challenge and living forever in humiliation on the outskirts of the Sput-World!!!

my review (soon to be known as the greatest review ever written) has been submitted you cur. As it is my first review, apparently a moderator must approve it. I am prepared to copy and paste it as a sound off should it not meet the standards of sputnik. Try not to cry too hard when I destroy you.

The impotent user known as 'snave' has yet to ascend from his grimy place of residence! Victory shall be mine!

Best page on any review ever.

a wise choice of words, user DiceMan

Album Rating: 5.0

fucking christ what happened here

Album Rating: 4.0

A sputnikbattle, that's what.

A challenge written in Old English, more specifically.

Album Rating: 4.0

Your assistance is of renown, user random.

and once again, the user known as random dares question the omniscience of DogFish?!

prepare to be challenged to a duel in the game of Sput! Dost thou accept?