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Snake.
January 21st 2014


25598 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S



JOHNNY

tommygun
January 21st 2014


27148 Comments


about the girl duh

Rowan5215
Emeritus
January 21st 2014


48445 Comments

Album Rating: 4.8

"i was talking to green"

in that case carry right on

Rowan5215
Emeritus
January 21st 2014


48445 Comments

Album Rating: 4.8

Did you guys know that Jack Nicholson improvised the HEEEEREE'S JOHHNYYYY line

YoYoMancuso
Emeritus
January 21st 2014


19776 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

what the balls does "gory" mean in this context though

Rowan5215
Emeritus
January 21st 2014


48445 Comments

Album Rating: 4.8

Tom wants to know all about what happened with this girl

Not sure how in detail he wants it but yeah

NordicMindset
January 21st 2014


25137 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

rape?

NordicMindset
January 21st 2014


25137 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

my lucky denver mint hopes the broncos win the super bowl?

tommygun
January 21st 2014


27148 Comments


forget i used the word gory

just curious what you mean by progress

YoYoMancuso
Emeritus
January 21st 2014


19776 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

greenlinkin why do you suck





Well basically I finally loosened up and was able to have a conversation with her without being nervous and it went really well and my ride was outside and every time I tried to leave she kept re-initiating the conversation and sort of gazing at me in a weird way



I basically just have to capitalize on all those signals and it's rock and roll from there on out

tommygun
January 21st 2014


27148 Comments


good lad

you got er on the line bud time to reel her in

Rowan5215
Emeritus
January 21st 2014


48445 Comments

Album Rating: 4.8

Greenlinkin best user 2014

Good job YoYo, teach me your ways

YoYoMancuso
Emeritus
January 21st 2014


19776 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"Good job YoYo, teach me your ways"



I don't know man she was the one who expressed initial interest

Rowan5215
Emeritus
January 21st 2014


48445 Comments

Album Rating: 4.8

In that case, teach me to be interesting pls

tommygun
January 21st 2014


27148 Comments


lol

YoYoMancuso
Emeritus
January 21st 2014


19776 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Some of this is based on what made me liked by 1% of the userbase



-Say "balls" a lot

-Play Adam Sandler songs in the plug room

-Just be generally nice

-Be able to recommend objectively good tunes that the average girl would enjoy

-Do not give a rat's scrotum about public opinion

-Be yourself because a woman senses false personality all over you if you don't, mainly because she's likely been

watching her mother fake her personality for decades.

tommygun
January 21st 2014


27148 Comments


tell her you have over 40k floyd plays on last.fm

if that doesn't work she's prob a lesbian

Snake.
January 21st 2014


25598 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

^^^

YoYoMancuso
Emeritus
January 21st 2014


19776 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

dude there's no way she won't like this record, rec'ing it to her the next time I see her

Rowan5215
Emeritus
January 21st 2014


48445 Comments

Album Rating: 4.8

Good advice all round fellas, brb hitting up the pub, if I don't report back in three days I'm either dead from pussy or just dead



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