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Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 1st 2026


123820 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Next to Shit

DarkSideOfLucca
May 1st 2026


19527 Comments


I think I hate this more than Nightmares so far, because at least Nightmares was a hilarious nonstop meme

This is just fucking boring

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 1st 2026


123820 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Hype was right in saying that these guys don't even sound interested in playing music. Zero passion whatsoever.

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
May 1st 2026


30012 Comments


exactly.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 1st 2026


123820 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Some of those most sterile riffage I've ever heard.

Essence
May 1st 2026


6859 Comments


this band is so far beneath marco's pedigree that i have to imagine he lets them program drums and he shows up live for a paycheck


also pretty sure the review was generated. there's just a ton of weird sentences. 'The riffs are not merely heavy, but memorable, constructed with clarity and intent' what the fuck does that mean? what are riffs constructed without intent? what does it mean to write a riff with clarity? huh?

WretchedCacophony
May 1st 2026


3694 Comments


good question there because reading through the review I was thinking that it was a lot of bullshit not saying much of substance lol.

AlkemestRedux
Contributing Reviewer
May 1st 2026


2229 Comments


Oh boy bud, listened to Mister Blood and Guts to see if it was as bad as advertised and I think I'll skip this lol

Nice review though, glad you dig it Star!

Kusangii
May 1st 2026


8886 Comments


https://ibb.co/JW8ZSJB1

Brabiz
May 1st 2026


2929 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Sucks ass, to no one’s surprise

Trebor.
Emeritus
May 1st 2026


60378 Comments


I watched a video about the lowest ranked albums of all time on rym and it was 90% pop slop but there was like three Six Feet Under records on the list lol

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
May 1st 2026


30012 Comments


the cover albums are so genuinely bad its almost beyond comprehension.

zaruyache
May 2nd 2026


28800 Comments


this is like their best-sounding album in forever and barnes' vocals are actually decent here, but a 4.5 is a crime OP you need to get in here and explain yourself

CaliggyJack
May 2nd 2026


11214 Comments


I kinda want to jam try these guys out on album art alone. Just looked at their page and not a single bad album art to be found.

AlkemestRedux
Contributing Reviewer
May 2nd 2026


2229 Comments


Saw an old dude wearing a Cannibal Corpse shirt with a Six Feet Under shirt today and I feel like there's a non zero chance he knows Barnes considering it's in Seattle lol

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
May 2nd 2026


30012 Comments


how was he wearing two shirts?

AlkemestRedux
Contributing Reviewer
May 2nd 2026


2229 Comments


Whoops SFU hoodie

starboystargirl
May 3rd 2026


720 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Thanks for reading! Hope you all enjoy the record.

sevEn
May 3rd 2026


43 Comments


Ahh... like the T.V. show Six Feet Under! Nice!!

ScuroFantasma
Emeritus
May 4th 2026


13073 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Ayo!



This sucks!



Album art is pretty sick though



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