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acmolan
January 23rd 2026


33 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

a typical, uninspired Jordan Fish-produced LP...

disciple31
January 23rd 2026


72 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

more like poopy

ShartHarder
January 23rd 2026


436 Comments


the closer and Dying To Forget go reasonably hard, the rest of this is boring ass Jordan Fish-core pop metal

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
January 23rd 2026


117732 Comments

Album Rating: 2.7

Glad we all agree lol.

JoyfulPlatypus
Contributing Reviewer
January 23rd 2026


1315 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Okay I already feel like the opener is better than any of the singles. Not saying it's an A+, but it's a somewhat pleasant surprise.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
January 23rd 2026


117732 Comments

Album Rating: 2.7

Poopy - Empty Shits

TheOrgazoid
January 23rd 2026


143 Comments


Eat the Hate hurts because it reminds me that she can still make fun and memorable music like she used to. The rest of this is just so generic.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
January 23rd 2026


117732 Comments

Album Rating: 2.7

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artificialbox
Emeritus
January 23rd 2026


3823 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

this album pulls exactly the same punches as the last one lol even as far as throwing in the token Knocked Loose track just for some semblance of “cred”. Still some decent moments here and there tho.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
January 23rd 2026


117732 Comments

Album Rating: 2.7

Pretty much exactly how I feel bro lol.

Tundra
January 23rd 2026


10810 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I was very wrong about her. I'm sorry guys. It's why every comment here so far is everything I said in my review of her last album that's just as shitty. Yeah, sorry again.

JoyfulPlatypus
Contributing Reviewer
January 23rd 2026


1315 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

My guy you wrote like 8 reviews for her last album and gave it different scores each time. And if this is "just as shitty" why isn't it a 1 like you claim her last album was?



If you're gonna hate, at least be consistent.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
January 23rd 2026


117732 Comments

Album Rating: 2.7

Here we go baby!!!!

Beardog
January 23rd 2026


6550 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Surprised you don't completely hate this honestly, but I really don't expect much from this hearing the singles. Some good stuff on her earlier release but that was already tainted by the samey Fishcore and overtuned vocals

Wildcardbitchesss
January 23rd 2026


20045 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Tundra just shut the fuck up man lmao

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
January 23rd 2026


117732 Comments

Album Rating: 2.7

I'd take this over the new Megadeth ten times out of ten tbf.



Thread is about to take off lmao. Love to see it.

JoyfulPlatypus
Contributing Reviewer
January 23rd 2026


1315 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

For what it's worth, I agree that this album ain't it. It's just a watered down version of her last album.



@articial - I literally thought the same thing once Dying to Forget started lmao I was like "here's the token heavy track"

Tundra
January 23rd 2026


10810 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I will admit that I am not good at writing long form reviews, but I've clearly gotten the last laugh here terms of my take. Badly written? Yes. Right take? Also yes. Go fuck yourselves.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
January 23rd 2026


117732 Comments

Album Rating: 2.7

LMAOOOOO

gravityswitch
January 23rd 2026


2470 Comments


Jordan Fish need to get nuked from orbit



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