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cylinder
February 21st 2025


4349 Comments


Lo, the djentlord is here to provide us the REAL tea on what’s been considered one of the greatest death metal albums of all time. Apologies for our mistakes, my lord

artiswar
February 21st 2025


16639 Comments


you're forgiven not everyone can djent

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
February 21st 2025


114775 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Tundra you like Sleep Token lmao.

artiswar
February 21st 2025


16639 Comments


oof that's true. But where's your review

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
February 21st 2025


114775 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Those riffs envelop you like a circle of fierce flames, but the tracks are way too overstuffed and packed with excessive segments.


LO-FUCKING-LLLLLLLLL



What segments Tundra? What the hell are you talking about?

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
February 21st 2025


114775 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

My review is up Tundra's ass.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
February 21st 2025


114775 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

A higher focus on lighter moments could have really gone a long way to convey the vocalist’s intentions.


LO-FUCKING-LLLLLLLLL [2]

artiswar
February 21st 2025


16639 Comments


damn

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
February 21st 2025


114775 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

When the song ends, it feels like it goes out on a bit of a whimper—there's no sense of a grand finale or anything to make it memorable.


You don't even explain how/why lol.

artiswar
February 21st 2025


16639 Comments


I mean that's kind of self-explanatory no? Kind of an opinion thing I think

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
February 21st 2025


114775 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Its not self explanatory he doesn't explain how it "goes out like a whimper."

artiswar
February 21st 2025


16639 Comments


does that really need to be explained

NexCeleris
Emeritus
February 21st 2025


2293 Comments

Album Rating: 4.6

"there's no sense of a grand finale or anything to make it memorable" is the explanation, obv. There's things to criticize here, but that's not one of em imo.

artiswar
February 21st 2025


16639 Comments


a really well-written review agreed

JohnnyoftheWell
February 21st 2025


64287 Comments


hawks parsing suspiciously hard for someone who just threw what for anyone else would be a cakewalk fight. door is still open, but take that L quietly if you're not coming in

have no doubt this opinion is as totally off-base as every other tundra take, but it's laid out coherently and even the dunks/humour somehow (mostly) land. hats off ifg

artiswar
February 21st 2025


16639 Comments


a cakewalk fight?? Now... I think that's a little offensive. Still waiting on his review to pass final judgment but I'm glad you liked Tundra's offering Jonathan

Ectier
February 21st 2025


4560 Comments


Huh tundra did it. Hawks you are a cool dude and all but tundra picked up the gauntlet, so either do the Btbam review or leave this one alone

artiswar
February 21st 2025


16639 Comments


Hawks you are a cool dude just leave Tundra alone it's not worth it

Ectier
February 21st 2025


4560 Comments


That also. Lets all just get along

cylinder
February 21st 2025


4349 Comments


Yeah he really picked up the gauntlet by lazily slapping the lowest rating on one of the greatest albums ever fucking MADE lmao



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