Why is it always the case that the shat upon pop album gets at least one release day review on sput?

Album Rating: 3.5

This is sputnikmusic baby

Album Rating: 1.0

This is horrifically bad.

Probably the most out-of-touch pop "star" working today.

Album Rating: 1.0

She was one of my favourite pop artists once.

Album Rating: 1.0

and noooow you're juuuust a ghost

there's just an echo where your heart used to be

Everyone needs to listen to Doechii instead of this dogshit

Album Rating: 2.0

she gave us left shark and then gave us THIS???

Album Rating: 1.0

- have you ever kissed a girl?



- ah!! ru, never!!!

Album Rating: 2.0

this is just regular bad

Album Rating: 1.5

this is embarrassingly bad

Album Rating: 1.0

Regular bad? Take the lyrics for example. Most of the tracks on the album have 10 writers! This is the best they could come up with? With ten people?

Album Rating: 1.0

humans are the opposite of ants. the more there are in one place, the dumber we get.

Album Rating: 1.0

Yes, this album proves that.

Album Rating: 1.0

Groupthink: The Album

what a fiasco

Sounds hellish but I’m sure I’ll subject myself to it at some point.

Great review

Album Rating: 1.5

Just found this little nugget today:



"On Metacritic, which assigns a normalized score out of 100 to ratings from professional publications, 143 received a weighted mean score of 34, based on ten reviews, indicating "generally unfavorable reviews"; having a Metascore of 34 made 143 the site's worst reviewed album in 2024, the worst reviewed of Perry's career, and the worst rated album by a female artist in history."



Absolutely brutal

Album Rating: 1.0

I read 9th-worst album ever on MC, in case those stats weren't miserable enough.

Album Rating: 1.0

And I elongated my lift home

Yeah, I let him go the long way round

I smelt your scent on the seatbelt

And kept my shortcuts to myself