Album Rating: 2.5

Thanks admins for my first feature since 2012.



Thankfully this one is actually good.

Album Rating: 2.5

Most of this is surprisingly underwhelming.



We The Kings are so bad they managed to fumble Go The Distance. Simple Plan is surprisingly one of the stronger cut on this (usually not a good sign).

Album Rating: 1.0

Purge everyone involved with this

I wouldn't say surprisingly underwhelming lol, figured this would be DOA. Yellowcard's is probably the best here and it's still meh

tokio hotel my god lol. what a throwback, had no clue they were still around. one of the worst bands of all time for sure.

What the fuck is this timeline

I didn't even read the tracklist far enough to see that Tokio Hotel did Colors Of The Wind, help us all

Album Rating: 2.7

I love that this exists even if it’s not v good. Colors Of The Wind is pre fun still

Album Rating: 1.0

This needed The Subhumans - Mickey Mouse is Dead.



All the bands on here can get fucked.

"This compilation feels like the maximization of the crossroads of the “Disney adult” and “elder emo” subcultures"

ty will not be touching this with a ten-foot pole

"We The Kings are so bad they managed to fumble Go The Distance."

I went to sad summer fest this year and We The Kings was particularly rough. They look and sound bad. The Maine was pretty rough as well.

The Wonder Years and Mayday Parade were really solid though

“elder emo” is cringey and bad, but “Disney adult” is intolerable.

Album Rating: 2.5

Elder emo used to be a fun term. Then we got marketed to and it ruined it.