Sabrina Carpenter Short n' Sweet
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Slex
August 26th 2024


17866 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Most of the lyrics I clocked on this were noticeably funny even tho she definitely tries way too hard, I'll take her cringe and kinda funny horniness over the legit agonizing overwritten cringe and kinda sad self-seriousness of a 'lyricist' like Swift or even bad Bridgers tbh

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
August 26th 2024


19048 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

completely agree. this album is easily at its worst the few times it gets away from that (don't smile is a dud, dumb and poetic particularly feels like bargain bin olivia)



"coincidence" is also a huge banger

Sowing
Moderator
August 26th 2024


45523 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I dunno, I tried to interpret the tone as unserious here but I'm listening to Slim Pickins right now and...c'mon lol.



Ultimately I don't care enough about this release to belabor my points about lyricism on a very mid pop record though, so if anyone gets enjoyment out of the non-singles here, then have at it.

Pangea
August 26th 2024


10946 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

agreed slex. didn't pay too much attention to the lyrics, but the ones i picked up on i found fun and playful

SteakByrnes
August 26th 2024


31061 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

The lyrics can come off very tryhard ya and sometimes she stretches too much to make some silly reference or wordplay which makes me roll my eyes

bloc
August 26th 2024


70880 Comments


This is basically Espresso and a bunch of boring country pop songs

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
August 26th 2024


115255 Comments

Album Rating: 3.3

Short N Shit

Jurtz
August 26th 2024


5251 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Beat me to it lmao

Slex
August 26th 2024


17866 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I honestly think Espresso sucks and is one of the weakest here lol, have no idea what people see in that one

Ebola
August 26th 2024


4692 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I love pop music and listen to Top 40 radio frequently, but Espresso is one of the most grating and charmless songs I’ve heard in years. An earworm of the worst variety.

Sowing
Moderator
August 26th 2024


45523 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I love Espresso but gun to my head I probably couldn't supply an acceptable reason

mkmusic1995
Contributing Reviewer
August 26th 2024


2537 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

This is music tailored for success on Tik Tok, it's not meant to have a lasting effect but it's just catchy enough to be addictive in the moment. That's not to say that Sabrina isn't a capable vocalist but these songs certainly leave a lot to be desired.

Purpl3Spartan
August 26th 2024


9523 Comments


This lady is everywhere

oisincoleman64
August 27th 2024


2869 Comments


album cover approaches uncanny valley

gravityswitch
August 27th 2024


2445 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

it'as that goddamn awful eye makeup

gravityswitch
August 27th 2024


2445 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

and yes she's a capable vocalist but she goes full breathy ariana grande style here and it's very grating after a couple of tracks

Pangea
August 27th 2024


10946 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

you are all crazy, espresso is song of the summer for me

Jurtz
August 27th 2024


5251 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Yeah it's a good song

AnimalForce1
Emeritus
August 27th 2024


1594 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I actually dig this album pretty heavily. It's not a grand artistic statement, but it's very much a fun catchy pop album with some nice tongue-in-cheek writing. Maybe I'm just jaded by Tortured Poets, but I really enjoyed listening to this one

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
August 27th 2024


19048 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

this clears new magdelena bay for sure



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