Imagine Dragons LOOM
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Kompys2000
July 3rd 2024


9483 Comments


Yeah lol have def been there, half-life of top 40 lolcow albums on here ain't gettin any longer either

I do kinda see what u were driving at tho, ID's success feels very emblematic of how the industry has been handling rock radio programming for the past decade or so. Just hit my ear funny, like idk who "the Last Dinner Party" even is lmao

chemicalmarriage
July 3rd 2024


4739 Comments


If one of you fancy science bitches can successfully argue this is a 5, I believe you become fully able to practice law in Alabama and Mississippi

bananatossing
July 3rd 2024


2657 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

okay this one for my "objectivity"

FowlKrietzsche
Emeritus
July 3rd 2024


2459 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

@kompys Buffed out some of the awkward bits of the review I think, the intro now should, hopefully, get at the idea that indie rock does a lot of things and is still relevant, and that Imagine Dragons trendchase in indie rock and present palatalized versions of ideas that are more challenging/interesting/meaningful in their original context. Ironically enough, The Last Dinner Party are more relevant than King Gizzard, they've got twice as many monthly spotify listeners, but they are not a sput thing tbh. I suppose I could have mentioned that I compare all three to Imagine Dragons because I find all three entirely anemic???? hmm, whatever, fuck this album, thanks for the constructive criticism, and big love yo

Christbait
July 3rd 2024


1491 Comments


This is the type of album that isn't deserving of so many good words strung together to make coherent sentences.

Kusangii
July 3rd 2024


8472 Comments


"What's the point?"

$$$?

pizzamachine
July 3rd 2024


28287 Comments


Breaking news: band hated by Sput is still hated

Anywho

Shamus248
Contributing Reviewer
July 3rd 2024


1322 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

always love the objectivity boosters these guys provide

Ebola
July 4th 2024


4692 Comments


Good review

JerseyJimmy
July 4th 2024


306 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

yeah sure, I'll take the free objectivity boost

I looked at the billboard rock charts on a whim last night and felt a deep sense of malaise come over me as I did. I think literally the only good news was the new TSSF album being in the top half of the billboard 200. aside from that, hope is pretty much entirely lost.

Sharenge
July 4th 2024


6767 Comments


I don't believe yalls actually listened to this

pizzamachine
July 4th 2024


28287 Comments


I haven’t

bellovddd
July 4th 2024


7710 Comments


you dont have to listen to know EXACTLY what this is going to be.

JerseyJimmy
July 4th 2024


306 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

"I don't believe yalls actually listened to this"

why would I bother listening to something that stands for the death of everything I love? everything this band does gets a 1 on principle.

SitarHero
July 4th 2024


14826 Comments


"What's the point?"

Seriously though, what's the point of a review of an Imagine Dragons album? Might as well be reviewing styrofoam, or distilled water.

FowlKrietzsche
Emeritus
July 4th 2024


2459 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Actually the point is to farm engagement and this band has more listeners than anything else on this site so my cynical ass reviewed a soulless cashgrab 🥰

pengui
July 5th 2024


200 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I hadn't listened to this band before so thought I'd give it a spin. Basically just seems like pop music for teenagers and kids? Not the absolute worst stuff I've heard. There's metalcore bands putting out worse music than this.

ShapeOfJizzToCum
July 5th 2024


1228 Comments


Can confirm, I don't want to listen to this but I'd rather listen to this than the new BMTH

Christbait
July 5th 2024


1491 Comments


Bad pop can be the same as bad metal. Bad metal is bad music just louder. Bad pop still makes money though

Christbait
July 5th 2024


1491 Comments


Bad pop can be the same as bad metal. Bad metal is bad music just louder. Bad pop still makes money though



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