Meghan Trainor Timeless
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Mort.
June 9th 2024


26404 Comments


meghan trainor naming her fans something that sounds like a decepticon themed house duo

FowlKrietzsche
Emeritus
June 9th 2024


2459 Comments


Forever and always a parody of herself

Mort.
June 9th 2024


26404 Comments


umbumbubmbubmbubm

atisp
June 9th 2024


3 Comments


Clickbaity title of the review is annoying.

jrlikestodance
June 9th 2024


6850 Comments


Gotta respect your dedication to jamming and reviewing the most shit pop of all time

nol
June 9th 2024


12280 Comments


why even review this? Who on Sputnik gives a fuck? Now we just have Megan trainor posing on the front page, thanks

Sevengill
June 9th 2024


13139 Comments


I care because there's so much crap music floating around that someone, anyone, even in a geeky elitist echo chamber, calling it out is a welcome reprieve.

Shamus248
Contributing Reviewer
June 9th 2024


1322 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

nol: bc i can and want to? it's cathartic



Sevengill: this guy gets it

Shamus248
Contributing Reviewer
June 9th 2024


1322 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

atisp: you couldn't see the 1 star huh?

zaruyache
June 9th 2024


28637 Comments


went to cheq that lead single mentioned in the rev, checked the "fans also like" section on spotify and it's just a wasteland of pop for bland (35+ yr old) white people.

Shamus248
Contributing Reviewer
June 9th 2024


1322 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

^ correct

atisp
June 9th 2024


3 Comments


@Shamus248: The main website only shows the title of the review without the rating/stars and since it's at the top right now it can be misleading... Would save me a click if I hadn't seen that title xd

Sevengill
June 9th 2024


13139 Comments


I would think "one of the x of all time" is pretty recognizable as "this is terrible" but maybe it's more prevalent in some spaces than others.

Shamus248
Contributing Reviewer
June 9th 2024


1322 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

"one of the x of all time" is *the* ultimate passive-aggressive, facetious insult



e.g. Jordan Poole is one of the NBA players of all time



The Human Centipede is one of the movies of all time



and so on and so forth

Wildcardbitchesss
June 9th 2024


19762 Comments


Is this worse than Taylor Swift record? Do I really wanna find out?

Stay tuned

Trebor.
Emeritus
June 9th 2024


60330 Comments


Timeless in the sense that if you went back to in time to any point in human history and showed them this album they would say it's shit

BitterJalapenoJr
Contributing Reviewer
June 9th 2024


1314 Comments


It's outrageous that on Spotify alone, nearly 28 million people listen to this dross on a monthy basis.

Sevengill
June 9th 2024


13139 Comments


"Is this worse than Taylor Swift record? Do I really wanna find out?"

this is definitely more offensive than taylor swift. to musicianship, taste, intelligence, and common sense in general. taytay's alright, she's just nauseatingly overexposed.

Wildcardbitchesss
June 9th 2024


19762 Comments


yeah but it’s two hours man. That’s just offensive.

But yeah you’re probably right. Based on the songs I’ve heard from her in the past I’m sure this is worse, who am I kidding I’m not gonna listen to this shit lol

Sevengill
June 9th 2024


13139 Comments


I mean yea but

I bought Paysage D'hiver's Im Wald on THREE different mediums when it dropped so I must recuse myself from that part of the argument, valid as it is



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