Album Rating: 4.0
This review is way too bombastic and pretentious.
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"Picking apart the rest of the album to identify the preponderance of peccadillos that ultimately undermine Alpha Wolf’s attempt at edifice is from here a thankless and ultimately fatuous task."
word..
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I mean he said he's been reading Lacan so I'm surprised this isn't more pretentious
Band is real blah tho
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Album Rating: 2.5
theyre awesome live tho, Lochie crushes it
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"Rather, it’s the gimcrack attempts at overfilling their proverbial Pythagorean cup with as many breakdowns, minor seconds and importunations to “break stuff” as they can that ultimately rob the band of any of Y2K’s jouissance or abreaction — as well as any suspension of disbelief that these five dorky white blokes have any sense of jocularity about, or capability of making good on, their half-heartedly comminatory promises."
This one 66-word run-on sentence nearly killed me. You have multiple sentences of 50+ words that make this an absolute chore to read. I don't even care about the music now. This is like a gish-gallop music review.
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Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off
Nice review. Pretty on point but they are a lot of fun live and are nice dudes
And yeah agreed durrzo. They play way below their talent level like emmure does. They could be much better
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Album Rating: 2.5
Oopsies, I’ve upset the yanks with compound sentences. 🤭
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I get upset by bad writing. Sue me.
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Album Rating: 2.5
Send me a video of you doing a max effort 1rm back squat so I can figure out whether I should take your opinion seriously or not. ☺️
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Album Rating: 3.0
This is very similar to their previous effort, only with diminishing returns.
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Hell nah, that's why I say this shit on the internet lol
I will rescind my "bad writing" comment though. It's just very...dense for an AW album review. I at least appreciate the effort you put in.
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Album Rating: 2.5
No worries Christbait - thank you for rescinding and thank you for coming close to acknowledging the joke lmao
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lmao everything goes back to squatting doesnt it Butkuiss
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Album Rating: 2.5
Yes — how else am I meant to know whose opinions to listen to???
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valid
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This reads so wanky for a metalcore review lol
Mid album
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Album Rating: 2.5
for some reason Spotify puts songs from this album into every mixtape/playlist and plays them every single time I listen to anything on shuffle. Beyond infuriating at this point as it's been like that since this album released.
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Album Rating: 3.0
This is definitely decent for the genre but I think I’m just pretty much over this style of music too entirely to enjoy it
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