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Hawks
Staff Reviewer
February 24th 2024


115016 Comments

Album Rating: 2.3

Lmao Bandcamp descriptions are always dramatic. Have u jammed his other band Serpent Column??? Way way way better.

BAT
February 24th 2024


2192 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Nah I'll try to give it peep soon, if it's faster than this I'll probably dig it

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
February 24th 2024


115016 Comments

Album Rating: 2.3

U will dig.

PizzaBear
February 24th 2024


837 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"The price is Canadian currency so I'd assume he's from Canada lmfao"



He isn't. But also, I'm not sure what difference it would make if he was?

BAT
February 24th 2024


2192 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

the albums "an account of a life spent in the rotten heartlands of neoliberal capitalism." just gave them a google annnnd dudes from Detroit, which does actually add-up. canada, not so much. it's still a pretentious way of saying something that'd be described by a normal person as 'from the hood' or 'grew up on the streets.' as someone who grew up in dc if i ever described the area to someone else as 'the rotten heartlands of neoliberal capitalism' they'd probably just walk away like wtf is that guy on about, i certainly wouldn't be taken seriously.

PizzaBear
February 24th 2024


837 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I don't think it necessarily means "from the hood" though (something which canada definitely does have, just look up the downtown Eastside in Vancouver for one of the most egregious examples).

I read it more as to the experience of growing up in a country where neoliberal capitalism has whittled down the middle class to a fraction of its former size and power and where many things that were once deemed fundamental (like home ownership) are now considered luxuries. Where we seem to be regressing to a point where more and more people have to work more and more hours just to afford the basic necessities for survival... You can say it's a melodramatic way to express the sentiment and fair enough there but it's a bm page so I guess I've just come to expect some melodrama ha

BAT
February 24th 2024


2192 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

the average american just calls it reaganomics...or i'm just getting too damn old(update: i'm the same age as the musician.) and detroits detroit, it's a landscape of boarded up houses and steelmills, it fits the bill for the term but it's just a very internet-brained way of expressing it. it's almost so specific that it doesn't paint the appropriate landscape that people would recognize with a singular term like 'detroit.' idk maybe i'm just a cynical asshole(spoilers:i am) but my immediate reaction to reading that bandcamp sentence was 'oh boy.'



and yeah most of the press statements related to profound lore bands are melodramatic as hell lmao

suppatime
February 25th 2024


1996 Comments


First song hit at the gym and I kept this on and I really really enjoyed it. Maybe it was just the setting but idk. Seemed like it riffed hard and was interesting. Have to see how it settles in

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
February 25th 2024


115016 Comments

Album Rating: 2.3

There's riffs. They're just bland and lifeless lol.

Ebola
February 26th 2024


4692 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I like this a lot more than you do, Hawks. Thought the first album was quite good as well.

Ebola
February 29th 2024


4692 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Grid of Sorrows is stupid good

Aluktodolo
March 21st 2024


582 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

“If you want by-the-numbers black metal“

You’re listening to a different album than I am.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
March 21st 2024


115016 Comments

Album Rating: 2.3

Guess so lol.

Rawmeeth38
April 17th 2024


2823 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

This is sick

Rawmeeth38
April 23rd 2024


2823 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I don’t really hear the “bland” production in this Hawks. I think it’s pretty great. Sounds deep and layered.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
April 23rd 2024


115016 Comments

Album Rating: 2.3

I'm glad u think so bro!

R4zor3dge
August 18th 2024


1453 Comments


Not as good as Nightmare Visions, but still goes in

Rawmeeth38
October 17th 2024


2823 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Goes insanely hard

stabbler
January 29th 2025


1514 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

another example where sputknuckles probably give the album a cursory listen based on a low review rating, and in the process miss out on properly discovering one of the better metal albums for the year

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
January 29th 2025


115016 Comments

Album Rating: 2.3

Not even close to one of the best of last year agreed.



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