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AsleepInTheBack
Emeritus
November 30th 2023


10745 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

This is dirty goddamn

YuriZakhaev
December 1st 2023


1213 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Iowan grindcore don't play, hoowee

Zac124
December 1st 2023


4064 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

album slaps

Dewinged
Emeritus
December 1st 2023


33048 Comments

Album Rating: 3.7

Love the band name and the cover, gotta check. Great review? Johnny.

zaruyache
December 1st 2023


28637 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

pummels like a war metal band

JohnnyoftheWell
December 1st 2023


64287 Comments


get the witch get the witch!!!
"Pizza"
review was loosely inspired by oulipo poetry, my experience translating haiku, and (mainly) my own shitpost instincts, which i will be refurbishing post haste if they're broaching pizza territory. two line sentences where the first word of each reverses the sounds of the last word in the one above = stupid way to review, but i'll have something even dumber this time next year

Christbait
December 1st 2023


1505 Comments


You taught me some new things this morning, but I still need a genius.com commenter to break the review down for me.


Wildcardbitchesss
December 1st 2023


19769 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Christ almighty this is fucking relentless

JohnnyoftheWell
December 3rd 2023


64287 Comments


who is witching show yourselves

AsleepInTheBack
Emeritus
December 3rd 2023


10745 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

*stares at shoes while brewing another potion*

JohnnyoftheWell
December 3rd 2023


64287 Comments


*slurps wine sorcerously*
I met a (visual) artist earlier who informed me of the apparent compatibility between Aries and Gemini and sold me a print with an excellent boob that I will give my sis for Christmas. She had moderate closet witch energy - have any of y'all come across someone more suited to the brief?

Mort.
December 3rd 2023


26404 Comments


johnny did u ever peep this?


https://theheadsarezeros.bandcamp.com/album/all-the-men-i-love-are-dead?fbclid=IwAR1Iqf0G93FBLEn7morH6nZlYp2gzacIxemr2SvGgKBflZgt3etCvoIYBc4

JohnnyoftheWell
December 3rd 2023


64287 Comments


No! I wanna hear it but am on fucking Dave Brubeck rn - how do I segue?

Pikazilla
December 3rd 2023


32373 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

gridlink vs closet witch in a riff-off

Mort.
December 3rd 2023


26404 Comments


'No! I wanna hear it but am on fucking Dave Brubeck rn - how do I segue?'

with great aplomb

(empty tunnells is the must check track)

AsleepInTheBack
Emeritus
December 3rd 2023


10745 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

“gridlink vs closet witch in a riff-off”



The answer is Chepang



Or this idk I really

Like

This

JohnnyoftheWell
December 3rd 2023


64287 Comments


"https://theheadsarezeros.bandcamp.com/album/all-the-men-i-love-are-dead?fbclid=IwAR1Iqf0G93FBLEn7morH6nZlYp2gzacIxemr2SvGgKBflZgt3etCvoIYBc4"

lol okay this fucks


Mort.
December 3rd 2023


26404 Comments


and it was one of my first ever reviews!!

Pikazilla
December 3rd 2023


32373 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

gridlink winning for me ngl

JohnnyoftheWell
December 3rd 2023


64287 Comments


octave serpent SOTY
other than those two Chepang classics



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