Album Rating: 1.0

review mentions Satanicpornocultshop

This pleases me

Album Rating: 1.5

someone convince me this isnt an AI generated album using material from hozier, VOLA, and any soundcloud trap beat ever made

Album Rating: 2.0

I literally had the same thought that this is AI generated lmao

all we need now is the token 4.5 ajcollins review declaring this the greatest album since Cavalcade

unfortunately necessary review
what little I could take of this: John Wick 4 but swap Stahelski for the guy who did dial of destiny

correct review

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Calm down there, edgelord. This band is everything that is RIGHT with metal right now. They are on top of the world right now and you're missing out.

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

After reading so many critiques I think I'm starting to grasp a lot about why people don't like this. Shit slaps for me though, the only thing that doesn't work for me are the trap sections, which are well executed but ain't the genre for me. Dude's voice is 90% of why I enjoy this so much, so if you hate it I can absolutely get that.

tiktok band? i'm on it

Album Rating: 1.0

reported

Album Rating: 3.0

Good review. Fairly boring album.

Album Rating: 1.0

Wow I just put on Chokehold to actually have a stake in what this band sounds like and it's even worse than I feared

Spiritbox and this group…overrated tag teams for the ages.

Album Rating: 1.0

Big shouts to whoever put Bastille in the similar artists

Album Rating: 3.0

“I definitely know a couple people who are loving this that normally don’t listen to garbage so I’m not sure what that means for them and for me”



Am I in this group? 🥲

Album Rating: 3.0

Someone help I really am concerned for myself

The fact(?) that you are concerned for yourself, ostensibly have digested this shitstorm of a discourse in toto, and yet have not allowed any of this cycle's contradictions to sink their teeth into your uh holistic assessment of sleep god album I think bode just fine. it is also fun and helthy to laugh at yourself!

this has the most wonderful of rating curves right now

Album Rating: 3.5

This review really reads as incredibly pretentious. We get it, mainstream bad underground good.

Album Rating: 1.0

Yes, that’s exactly what it says