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ZoddHand
August 22nd 2022


229 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Gets an immediate 1 from me since the singer constantly beats his wives and nobody fires him.

FreakMachine
August 22nd 2022


1913 Comments


Yeah theyre a queef band

ZoddHand
August 22nd 2022


229 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

"toxic masculinity" core

FreakMachine
August 22nd 2022


1913 Comments


""toxic masculinity" core" theres no core to them, theyre a mixture of radio metal and groove metal. Or just shit.

Flugmorph
August 22nd 2022


34536 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

freakmachine doesn't know the meme where you can just put core after any ultra specific attribute or noun and make a genre out of it.

ZoddHand
August 22nd 2022


229 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

True, would "Grooving shit metal" be a more accurate representation?

ZoddHand
August 22nd 2022


229 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Yeah I don't like explaining the meme or else I cringe on the inside.

Kusangii
August 22nd 2022


6746 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I have no idea what that means Flug

FreakMachine
August 22nd 2022


1913 Comments


"freakmachine doesn't know the meme where you can just put core after any ultra specific attribute or noun and make a genre out of it." Excuse the fuck outta me for having a life outside of the internet and memes aha :D But nah seriously i was aware of it, just not in this context because being that sorta shitty band people can throw all sorts of tags on em

"True, would "Grooving shit metal" be a more accurate representation? " Queef i think does it justice fam

ZoddHand
August 22nd 2022


229 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I feel like calling this queef is an injustice to women... somehow...



*Ivan begins to raise his fist for his 5 finger mom punch*

DaveyMonsoon
August 22nd 2022


1134 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Five Dollar Cash Grab

MetalFrost66
August 22nd 2022


34 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Isn't this the same album from 2007? You can't even tell the difference anymore.

FreakMachine
August 22nd 2022


1913 Comments


"Andy James can do so much better than being in this band, and isn't their drummer from scale the summit? What is it with the worst metal bands having such talented musicians in their ranks?
"
Brain Drill come to mind

alamo
August 22nd 2022


5592 Comments


shit band

FreakMachine
August 22nd 2022


1913 Comments


Agreed hard m/

Em1994
August 22nd 2022


1118 Comments


Yall go bash on albums that people actually love and see them get bent outta shape it's way more fun. Your just beating a dead horse here lol everyone knows this sucks

ZoddHand
August 22nd 2022


229 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

lol I put on one song and chose Times like These to see if they really got worse. I remembered them being pretty bad the last time I heard one of their songs but I couldn't help but laugh at this. This makes Creed sound legendary.

Flugmorph
August 22nd 2022


34536 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Em the thing is people who like this band just don't bother going to shitty websites like sputnik to be assholes online because they are preoccupied with being massive cunts in real life (or alternatively sending death threats to reviews bashing their favorite bands new album on youtube).

Kusangii
August 22nd 2022


6746 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

lmao

FreakMachine
August 22nd 2022


1913 Comments


"(or alternatively sending death threats to reviews bashing their favorite bands new album on youtube)."

Wait, what



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