Album Rating: 4.0

derivative of KILL's Periphery II review tbh



EDIT: Afterburner is empirically the hardest album to masturbate to and I can prove that if needed

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

"Afterburner is empirically the hardest album to masturbate to and I can prove that if needed"



Go on then. Prove it.

Album Rating: 1.0

“derivative of KILL's Periphery II review tbh”



I don’t remember KILL’s Periphery review except that it was a thing back in the day, so I didn’t steal from it.

Album Rating: 2.0

Pos. If only I had found less redeeming qualities than you did, I might have written a review as excellent.

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

prove it (2)

Album Rating: 4.0

"He can hit notes, sure, but he sounds like he’s in the wrong band, and should clearly be headlining One Direction." aka he can hit the notes but the notes themselves are gay ala KILL

Album Rating: 3.5

Bummer

Album Rating: 4.0

Another *great* Sputnik review 😣

Album Rating: 3.5

Album is mid bender

Album Rating: 3.0

After all this years sputnik is constantly the funny site, you all still jerking off to Mothership?

Album Rating: 3.5

at least mothership has some good songs

Album Rating: 3.5

"after all this years"

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Mothership is good but they have so many better releases

Album Rating: 3.5

Well.personally I love self titled and both down town battle mountains. Great albums.

Album Rating: 3.5

Happiness is dope too

Album Rating: 2.0

Nice review. Also do people actually call DGD math rock?

Album Rating: 3.5

Nah it's poppy post hardcore are this point

imo solid entry into the post-math pop canon

Album Rating: 1.5

Pos'd. Album is fucking awful

YES A PILLOW HUMP IN THE STREETS OF A PIZZAMACHINE REVIEW!!!