Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

"site has gone down the abyss last 3 years"



what a coincidence you joined 3 years ago!!

it was fun then

Album Rating: 4.0

“crazy, sad attempt, site has gone down the abyss last 3 years, ive read some great troll reviews but this looks like something written by a 14 year old”



Oh no. My feelings. My feelings are crushed. I am so shocked that this is a bad review. Save me from your wrath. Mommy help me.

Album Rating: 4.0

Don’t worry, I have some more professionally worded reviews for your whiny ass coming soon.

lol cool

Album Rating: 4.0

Thanks, I’m very cool. And sexy.

'Don’t worry, I have some more professionally worded reviews for your whiny ass coming soon.'

indubitably, the salubrious melliflousity of the artist's partaking in ambrosiac harmonics tickles my taint

"Thanks, I’m very cool. And sexy."

lol

"indubitably, the salubrious melliflousity of the artist's partaking in ambrosiac harmonics tickles my taint"

tell pizzamachine to learn from your vocabulary, his reviews would be more comical like...i would lose my shit if he wrote a review using actual words

delicious (:

Album Rating: 4.0

Excellent review Mort.



Bro I do use actual words OMG.









But yeah I know what you mean, and I have done tons of reviews like that.

sounds cool mane!

Album Rating: 4.0

I know, abusive troll reviews are so cool. 🕺🏻

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

stop abusing the site pizza geez

yeah omg at least put EFFORT into it my god waste of time

Album Rating: 4.0

Eh, effort is 2 much effort

I can link some good reviews if you want to see how its done, just lemme know mane

Album Rating: 4.0

Thanks, but I already know how to go to my profile.

same, unfortunately all of your reviews are 1 paragraph lmao

Album Rating: 4.0

Writing long reviews reminds me of college. I hated college. Waste of my time.

okay but if its short it has to be actually funny, take notes

https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/73533/Onision-Onision/