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StrizzMatik
October 7th 2021


4166 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Tell me "I don't like fun things" without saying it

NastyCrab
October 7th 2021


854 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

uh oh the hype deflator has arrived!!!!!

Pizza
October 15th 2021


701 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

good review. can't say i see eye to eye with much of it, but to be honest i wasn't expecting this album to be as well received as it has been. its strangely reassuring to know its not for everyone, and not everyone finds it "fun" (a descriptor i think mischaracterizes the album).

WatchItExplode
October 15th 2021


10472 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

It's a head bobber. I don't necessarily equate that with fun but it gets me going for sure.

HypeDeflator
October 24th 2021


13 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I like fun things but they have to actually be fun



thats the problem. you cant make avg trash and then defend it by saying "oh its FUN"



fun requires talent and imagination too



happy halloween

Ryus
October 24th 2021


37260 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

insightful

parksungjoon
October 24th 2021


47235 Comments


pos'd

HypeDeflator
October 24th 2021


13 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

y'all:



"wow this band wrote the laziest lyrics of all time? this is so FUN! 4.0 hardcore changed 4ever"

botb
October 24th 2021


17983 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

This is like barely a hardcore record

Scoot
October 24th 2021


22231 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

it's like indie hardcore

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
October 24th 2021


60893 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

new words for old shit

HypeDeflator
October 24th 2021


13 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I'm glad you admit that, makes me respect your 4.0 more than others



i dont really like weezer but ill stick with their take on Holiday cause its objectively better songwriting by like quite a few miles

parksungjoon
October 24th 2021


47235 Comments


woah, theres that bob jective again

been wonderin where he went

Ryus
October 24th 2021


37260 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

O B J E C T I V E L Y

HypeDeflator
October 24th 2021


13 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

i was gonna roast you ryus but you rated this a 3 so thats aight



its the ppl who rate this a 4.0 or higher i gotta question cause you must have been so moved by "its a holiday/ its time to celebrate" that this is either the first album you've ever heard in your life, or you have like 3 brain cells



but yeah lyrics aside i dont think turnstile are clever enough to write a chord progression

and/ or melody + vocal harmony re: weezer's take on holiday

botb
October 24th 2021


17983 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

No one cares who you respect whosever alt, you are a faceless name on the internet

HypeDeflator
October 24th 2021


13 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

VIPER

notkanyewest
October 24th 2021


333 Comments


Yeah I wish Turnstile were more like that band Weezer that famously never wrote basic lyrics

HypeDeflator
October 24th 2021


13 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

weezer's most basic lyrics are a cut above this, thats what makes this so frustrating



lyrics on this album are like...what would happen if i gave a piece of paper to someone who never wrote anything in their life and told them "hey write a song"



which like, hey thats fine but it aint 4.0 material

AlexKzillion
October 24th 2021


17433 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

lmfao weezer get that crock of horse shit outta here



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