Album is ass. Lorde is ass. But also has a nice ass.
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Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off
"Instead of departing from pop to create a real folk record influenced by nature, she opted for a halfway point between Lana Del Rey and Colbie Caillat. "
this exactly. Listening to Melodrama again yesterday made me want to bump it to a 4.5, which makes this mediocrity only more annoying
Lorde's still a good writer and singer but this is just so inoffensive that it circles back around to being offensive
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Album Rating: 4.0
This is her Father of the Bride moment
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Album Rating: 1.5
very nice review, impeccably written.
do you have a background in writing or english literature, just curious
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Album Rating: 2.3 | Sound Off
gone are the 2021 pop glory days of Kiss Me More and WHO IS BABY?
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Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off
I was actually excited to see the closer is 6:30 but when the thesis of your album is the same trite new-age self-help BS that you try and fail to satirize, it's not going to go over well
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Album Rating: 2.0
Dang and I already was worried this was gonna be disappointing before I checked Sputnik yeesh
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2 tracks in, this is complete garbage,... it's my fault really, i think that ass did its magic on me, i'm a simp at heart.
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Didn't like this. I like her butt though.
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Album Rating: 2.5
this has ruined my hypothesis that all butt albums are good (med sud by Sigur Ros and Hemispheres by Rush to name a couple)
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Album Rating: 2.5
"Didn't like this. I like her butt though."
This can sum up the album pretty well tbqh
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Album Rating: 2.3 | Sound Off
masseduction had that hypothesis snookered from the get go alas
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Album art of the decade probably
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Those singles + sowing 2.5 = confidence that this is hardly essential listening
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Album Rating: 2.5
would be so funny if becuause of the bad reception this is getting she suddenly says "yup this is totally an Antanoff album and not that much a Lorde album"
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Nice review sowing, i generally agree with your sentiments. There's a line in The Independent's review that clinches my problem with this album: "songs that seem to take pride in their lack of ambition." She stretched the carefree attitude too far to the songwriting itself, leaving us with many tracks that are just so inconsequential. It's a shame, but I reckon she won't wait four years to drop the next one. I like to think that the sting of the middling reception will bring about the same response as Swift's in her documentary: "I'm making a better record" after hearing that Reputation missed a Grammy nom. One can hope.
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Album Rating: 2.5
https://web.archive.org/web/20210820005706/https://www.telegraph.co.uk/music/what-to-listen-to/lorde-solar-power-review-underpowered-shift-every-girl-outsider/
Best review for this came from the Telegraph, that absolutely savage summary LMFAO
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Album Rating: 2.5
Very twee and inoffensive, I can’t unsee the Colbie Caillat comparison. This was sadly disappointing.
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Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off
"this has ruined my hypothesis that all butt albums are good (med sud by Sigur Ros and Hemispheres by Rush to name a couple)"
Eve by Emery also
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Album Rating: 2.0
this is amazing, actually
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