Album Rating: 4.5

"I can see many Maroon 5 fans with a vore fetish"



there may not

be another way to your heart

so i guess i betta

find a new way in

Is Jane hot

jane from homestuck? She's okay, I guess

Album Rating: 1.0

and Treb wiiiiiiiillllllll give this a 1

Album Rating: 4.5

a weak take but it's aight, you might have missed the link to jord by accidenti; happens all the time

never thought i'd say "adam levine vored his bandmates" and it would almost sound legit

Yep. The band went pretty much from a band to the Adam Lavine's vanity project, much like Jared Leto's 30stm

Album Rating: 3.5

Maroon 5 was always Adam's vanity project.



The reality is "bands" tend to gain more commercial traction than someone's full name. This isn't always the case, but more so when it comes to male vocalists than female ones. Pretty much the revival of Kara's Flowers, and then their name change to Maroon 5, was all Adam's idea. The other's just went with it because they knew he would strike gold and wanted a slice of the pie.



It's the same thing with 30 Seconds to Mars and OneRepublic. Male vocalists who want to give the illusion of a band without being a unified project. Just because albums are "good" doesn't mean it was the entire bands idea. You can think early 30 Secs to Mars was good, but if you don't think those early albums were 100% Jared Leto's vision, then I have a very sturdy bridge to sell you.

Album Rating: 2.0

Weren't maroon 5 always just funky matchbox 20? I mean they didn't fall from a very far height

Album Rating: 4.5

IWBSBL honestly slightly edges out Songs and Hands for me, their prime actually lasted longer than most give them credit for...



dot dot dot



...which makes their spiral into obscurity even more tragic; they didn't merely have promise. they seized/harnessed it for a brief time and *then* they went to complete shit



what's even worse is they keep teasing us by packaging every album with the tiniest lil slivers of the talent they've squandered