Slytherin When the Darkness Comes
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JesperL
Emeritus
January 21st 2021


5841 Comments


'....what about space-yoda-jazz?'
where what how i want it

DDDeftoneDDD
January 21st 2021


23526 Comments


oooh you and your 3.5 revs that I 4, and end up 3.5ing after a few spins!

CaliggyJack
January 21st 2021


10946 Comments


A BM outfit naming themselves after Harry Potter is pretty cringe ngl.

Pho3nix
January 21st 2021


1821 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

"Enter California’s Slytherin, who construct black metal compositions based solely on J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series."



Yeh I'll check it out. Interesting concept.



Thank you for the review

Pho3nix
January 21st 2021


1821 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

For anyone interested, there is also a dungeon synth concept which I haven't yet listened to fully: https://elixirdungeonsynth.bandcamp.com/album/the-cursed-sorcerer

CaliggyJack
January 21st 2021


10946 Comments


DUNGEON SYNTH YOU SAY?

*daudi baldrs intensifies*

garas
Staff Reviewer
January 21st 2021


8431 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

> *daudi baldrs intensifies*

Meh...

Pho3nix
January 21st 2021


1821 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Dauði Baldrs is actually quite underrated

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
January 21st 2021


18452 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Thank Ye feature gods

Egarran
January 21st 2021


36862 Comments


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BallsToTheWall
January 21st 2021


52578 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I’m 5’ing this already my guy!

BallsToTheWall
January 21st 2021


52578 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Or 4.5.

porcupinetheater
January 21st 2021


11092 Comments


I want to pick on these dudes so bad

DarkNoctus
January 21st 2021


12779 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

you guys are fucking high. i'm not even mad someone made black metal about harry potter - i'm actually angrier they didn't go deeper. these songs are so surface level lore that this could have been written in 5 minutes, it's like a tolkien record where every song title is just "galdalf" or "frodo" - fucking lazy. not to mention how derivative the music is. i couldn't make it through the record.



they actually had a song on their last album called 'hogwarts castle' jfc. like you could watch the movies half asleep and not read any of the books and know in minute detail what every single one of these songs is about - and you sure as hell can't make out any of these lyrics. wouldn't surprise me if there aren't any. that's how much effort has been put into each of these songs' narratives. pretty sure you could just swap the titles around without there being much impact on anything.

Egarran
January 21st 2021


36862 Comments


Well, that considerably ruined my expectations

DarkNoctus
January 21st 2021


12779 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

like legit i'm all for creative black metal narratives but god damn, put some effort into it. there's none in this. there's actually a surprising amount of stuff in the books you can derive interesting song topics from and i'm not even a massive fan (especially since the author turned out to be an awful person) but the fact that the band opted for the most obvious, ubiquitous plot points makes me feel like they didn't read the books they're basing their records on. i can't help but feel the positive ratings here are *based* on the novelty rather than *in spite* of it because otherwise i'm struggling to justify it.

DarkNoctus
January 21st 2021


12779 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

me to my other half: "hey a metal band are making harry potter music - guess what they're called?"



my other half: "...slytherin?"



exemplary of the effort in this album i guess

Pikazilla
January 21st 2021


32373 Comments


Harry potter is lame af

DarkNoctus
January 21st 2021


12779 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

i mean i've seen great metal from lyrical themes i'd never touch, i think all the best bands i can think of with lyrical themes from fictional works offer some level of subversion from their influences and put their own spin on it.



literally half of the songs on this album (excluding the prologue) literally name the main characters in the title, the rest are main plot points or locations - it's just so lazy and uncreative.

Dewinged
Emeritus
January 22nd 2021


33019 Comments


I... I liked the music...



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