thats some lose queue privileges type shit

Album Rating: 2.5

thank you gonzo for stealing my nonexistent thunder



in all seriousness though good review

Album Rating: 3.0

This was at least a tolerable listen, and i do like that it's likely gonna bring this style back to the mainstream.

Album Rating: 3.0

"imagine chilling with your friends on the weekend" ~Colton

If by ass and hoes, we're gonna get lines like:

I said it must be ya ass cause it ain't yo' face
I need a tip drill, I need a tip drill

Then I choose ass and hoes

Album Rating: 3.0

Well then have 'em good sir.

Album Rating: 3.0

Colton you're trying too hard. Relax.

Machine Gun Kelly

Album Rating: 1.5

People being hella generous with their appraisals of this

AOTY easily

Album Rating: 3.0

I'm in the middle here: it's far from a top tier record even in its style, but i'll be honest, if this gets bands like PUP some extra mainstream airtime by exposing a wider audience to this stuff then I'm all for it.

This review is vicious, I love it.

Album Rating: 3.0

Still don’t think Concert for Aliens and the song from the new Tony Hawk remaster are that terrible, lol. I’ve never heard anything else he’s done though

Yeah I don’t know maybe you’ve just never had a good vibe on a Friday night with some friends going out. Maybe leave the house once in a while and you’ll relate I don’t know.

who needs enemies when your friends listen to machine gun kelling

Album Rating: 3.0

Love the track with Halsey.

easy 5

Not gonna lie, he was doing some Covid isolation tracks on YouTube for a while and the song "Pretty Toxic Revolver" is quite good. I'll admit though, the "anguished, drug addicted, misunderstood" bad boy schtick is really unbecoming and doesn't make him a good artist. He seems like a mediocre musician with a lot of famous friends

Album Rating: 1.5

I would rather listen to GFBF than this lmao.

I've liked one or two MGK songs before but this review is amazing and had me laughing out loud. Could even say I was loling. He does come off as a bit of a poseur I must say, no surprise this would suck.