couple of choons on here but her vox are still very bananies and avocadies
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I heard the chipmunk shit just 5 seconds in and immediately stopped it, closed the pc and decided that washing the dishes would give me more satisfaction.
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Album Rating: 3.5
Ooh. Didn't expect the feature. Thanks staff! Onto my next "Best of the decade" review...
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"without really having the caljones to prove to us exactly why"
Did you mean cojones (testicles), calzones (folded pizza), or Cal Jones (legendary University of Iowa Football Player)?
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Album Rating: 2.5
I hope to God he meant calzones
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Lol, me too, but it wouldn't even be the most spectacular new idiom coined in this review tbh.
"met with the enthusiam of a wet warthog's backside."
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
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That wet warthog's backsides are not very enthusiastic.
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I don't know about that. I've seen a warthog's backside (although, admittedly I don't know how wet) and it seemed pretty enthusiastic to me.
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Only one way to find out.
*Removes clothes and enters the shower*
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Album Rating: 2.5
This isn't awful
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that is the extent of my opinion
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Album Rating: 1.5
Without me is a great song but damn this makes me zzz.
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Album Rating: 1.0
that voice is nails on a chalkboard. actually its worse.
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Album Rating: 2.5
Not getting the hate for her voice, would have thought the lyrics would be a bigger sticking point hmm
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i mean yeah there's nothing particularly notable about her voice in either direction
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Album Rating: 1.0
i'd rather listen to a quote on quote 'bad' singer. her voice sounds like the epitome of radio pop. as for lyrics, it sounds like what you'd expect.
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Album Rating: 3.0
welcome to my kitchen
we have banani's
and avocados
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sitarhero ur a real treasure u know that
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Album Rating: 3.0
this is the first time i've been able to sit through a halsey album! good job girl
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"sitarhero ur a real treasure u know that"
It's been brought to my attention a time or two.
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Album Rating: 3.0
final verdict: decent, emotionally vulnerable pop with a few tracks with quirky production
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