Calling Slipknot "titans" is cringeworthy af
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Album Rating: 3.0
It’s also hilarious, so maybe it’s worth it.
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Almost as cringeworthy as taking this account seriously
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Album Rating: 3.0
Valendreth is surely a prophet of musical criticism.
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Album Rating: 4.0
I love this dude's reviews. Everyone go read his last one for The Contortionist, it's hilarious.
"2019 brings us to 2019's new Slipknot album" amazing quote
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Album Rating: 3.5
"You're sitting there watching TV, you have no idea someone's dropping a chocolate mud pie right behind you - the smell hits you in the nose and you scream"
ROTY by far... I cried laughing at this... pos
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Album Rating: 4.0
yeah he manages to talk about poop in every review somehow
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Album Rating: 3.5
works since I have shit humor
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I've never felt so inspired to review more
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do it
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Album Rating: 2.0
posd
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“As if stores sell physical cds still“
Yup you can buy this at Target, it’s right above Kidz Bop. And that’s not a joke
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Album Rating: 4.0
I feel like the fact that this review refers to Paul Gray as Chad Gray (the singer of Mudvayne) means it's probably a joke
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Album Rating: 4.0
it's 100% a joke
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Review cracks me up. Job well done.
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do it [2]
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Album Rating: 4.0
Yeah I didn’t realize it was a joke until I got through the first paragraph or so. But good shit.
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Titans
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titans of nu metal alright
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Album Rating: 3.5
This is the titan of reviews
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