best review of all time

Had a good laugh, well played Tyman ;) Pos'd!

Album Rating: 1.5

thank you all for the approval! kinda interesting how a review I wrote without any sort of seriousness turned out as one of my better ones haha

Troll review is fine art :P

Album Rating: 1.0

Not funny at all :[

Album Rating: 1.5

sorry Zeuzo:[

Album Rating: 1.5

Good rev tbh, pos

"David Draiman shouts "are you ready", making the listener actually question if they are ready for the power contained within this masterpiece" hahaananabahan ahjahah

Album Rating: 1.5

"Speaking of Draiman, he really expresses the meaning behind the title of the album as he never really uses his signature 'oh-wa-ah-ah-ah', showing the evolution from ape to man; truly poetic."



Goodness gracious, this is gold!

Album Rating: 1.0

"From the first uttered words, David Draiman shouts "are you ready", making the listener actually question if they are ready for the power contained within this masterpiece."



XD

Album Rating: 1.5

I love this review lmao

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Having gone over this review I am still intrigued by whether this is a troll or not. I will not neg because this is a point of view and your writing is fine with me.



I like Disturbed as well and I can understand your enthusiasm reading through the summary and the intro line. But I will be honest; I stopped reading the moment I saw this: "Towards the middle of "Saviour of Nothing," there is a drum solo that would make even Neil Peart wet himself, proving the band's sheer musical talent".



I can write about this comment for at least one hour but I will just advise you to mention Peart's name more wisely and carefully in the future.

Pizza-tier review

"guitar tones that sound so flat that it's good, bass that's almost inaudible (good move on their part, who even needs bass?), and drums that sound like a drum machine which is truly infectious."

Nice

Album Rating: 1.5

i honestly forget i wrote this stupid thing