Album Rating: 2.5

Yeah at first I was unsure of it but it grew on me as it progressed. Riff goes hard and isn't ripping off Strapping Young Lad or Chimaira (can't believe I'm the only one who noticed the Chimaira thing)

Album Rating: 1.0

"it's called sarcasm boi"



@toondude should have went with something like:



Review Summary: "Exhale The Bile..."

Review Summary: "Old Man....tries hard"

Review Summary: "The Cringing Red"

Review Summary: "Supercharger II: The Suckening"

Review Summary: "Take My Scars...more like Take this album and burn it, amirite"

Review Summary: "Aesthetics of Feces"

Review Summary: "I bought this CD and I got Robb'd"

Review Summary: "Machine Dead"

Album Rating: 2.5

White-Nationalist Black-out!

Album Rating: 1.0

crown me i win

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

all of those summary are worse than what I have



and besides, I actually liked the album

Album Rating: 2.5

Whoop, some of those are truly awful yet each one is still better.

Album Rating: 1.0

those are light years ahead of what you put, you just typed an album name lmao

Album Rating: 2.5

Fun fact I appear to have Supercharger rated as 3.5 on this site

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

wut

Album Rating: 1.0

Toondude10 has this pile of failure as "Great" so who cares Datz.

Album Rating: 2.5

I think I rated Supercharger that high because I listened to that and TBR when I was younger and I just dug the boneheaded groove to them. So there's a nostalgic points bonus to them.

Album Rating: 2.5

This is way better than BR and SC yeah, it's just disappointing by the bar they've themselves raised over the past several albums... What kills me about it isn't the lack of elaborate guitar solos and 10+ minute epics, it's that this is 16 fucking tracks long when there's barely enough material for 8. It's like they kept everything left on the cutting room floor. These guys were supposed to be professionals...

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

"this is 16 fucking tracks"



15 tracks

Album Rating: 2.5

@Toondude



...I count Heavy Lies The Crown as 2 tracks because that 2 minute intro is BULLSHIT. Really anything over 12 tracks is way, way too much.



@Flynn



Shit's going good!! And yeah, this is surprisingly good. I expected it to be total shit, and well, it's only about half shit. I've actually been wondering what you think of this album, so get on it.

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

"Standard Machine Head" Not quite, but close enough."

really awkward here, I'd rewrite that into one sentence



"...shows a considerable metalcore influence, this time showing influence from the sort of metalcore..."

this part is a bit redundant



"(Machine Head goes folk punk")"

missing one quotation mark



"(“I’m eating pussy by a dumpster, beard stinking like snatch?" You’re better than this Robb) feel like Robb"

again, its bit redundant here. in fact I'd probably move the sentence in parenthesis somewhere else or remove it entirely



"(looking at you, ‘Bastards’)"

remove this, you already made your case about it so why bring it up again.



Review is good otherwise.

Album Rating: 2.5

I'm just shocked to see you can count to 3 love

Album Rating: 2.5

The Oxford English Dictionary says eery is acceptable but eerie is the more commonly used. I'll fix it if it's a bother though.

Album Rating: 2.5

Who tf is Heather? And damn I'm jealous, I grew up obsessed with Jade Pudget so I always lusted to get a Les Paul, especially his silverburst signature from Decemberunderground era. I could never justify the price, but it's okay because I'm an Ibanez man anyway. Also fuck Gibson.

Album Rating: 2.5

Anyway I'm about to check out the new Rabbit Junk album. It's not out properly yet on Bandcamp, but it's on Spotify so gonna check it on there. Might write up a review later if I feel like it.

Album Rating: 2.5

lmao its ok. The only thing that makes me feel better about never owning a proper Gibson is that their quality has dropped as their prices have gone up. They're a joke now, Korean guitars are where it's at. I want a Steinberg so bad haha those things are insane