Album Rating: 4.5

Thank god someone finally reviewed this.

Album Rating: 4.6

Oh shit the reviews can only go up to 38?

This site is broke af

Album Rating: 2.0

neek that's probably a good thing

"how else are we gonna hit the 50 review milestone"
"*millstone"

Haha

Album Rating: 2.5

The weevil and cod are jimmy-paging inside me..

That wasn't funny

Album Rating: 2.5

shhhh.. album is clearly a classic.. until (if) puberty comes and makes things clearer..

HahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahaha

anyone who has this 5'd is a pleb tbh

Album Rating: 2.0

The musical equivalent of being told ‘have a nice day’ by Debbie in Asda.

Come on Debbie love don’t bow down to the overlords ‘Wal Mart’ doesn’t have a fucking clue does it sweetheart. You know that’s not us babe, go back to looking miserable as fuck and just getting on with it. Go back to being real.

Album Rating: 3.0

I give a genuine "you too" right back to any greeters that have to say that.



"You too, Deb... you too."

Album Rating: 2.0

I can’t bare it.

I went to America in 1989 and it was the first time I ever heard it, even as a child I could see through it. Disingenuous as FUCK!!!



It’s said by store staff here now because they’re told to by their yank masters. I’ve said ‘please don’t start with that’ and all I get back is a genuine look of ‘I know, it’s fucking shit innit’

Album Rating: 3.0

its a ruse that they are there to greet your mug



they're really just there to look for shoplifters



the old mum sneaking a pineapple under her dress

Album Rating: 4.5

I wonder how many of you complaining that this review exists even read it lol

Album Rating: 5.0

^ Probably not. Glad I only waited until now to look over these comments. I felt I acknowledged how my review was sort of superfluous in the grand scheme of things, but clearly I didn't. I hate to be that guy, but if you didn't want to read a review, don't click on one just to be condescending. I felt terrible when I wrote this and wanted to write about this album. Sue me.



Damn. The internet blows.

Yeah people complaining about number of reviews is dumb

soft emo nonsense.

Album Rating: 5.0

Thank you. Guess if this taught me anything it's that I shouldn't review Brand New albums cause it's mostly snarky comments that think they're super clever and the chiding of 'well, actually, once you get past puberty you'll figure out that all this isn't very good' which is just about the most bullshit thing I've heard on here, and it reeks of an insipid 'holier than thou' attitude I don't think my review warranted.



Some real biting and insightful criticism right there.

Album Rating: 2.5

hard to believe this album is nearly 12 years old. or, as jesse calls it, old enough.

yep ripe age for him to rape it.