Album Rating: 2.0

that's a fair criticism, but i listened to it about 3 and a half times and have "The Macrocosm" in my weekly playlist that's been jammed at least 20 times

Album Rating: 3.0

Ian, you thought you could talk shit on Rings of Saturn without me negging your ass?!?!?!

take heed, bizzles is a loose cannon

Album Rating: 3.0

Nah, good review, actually. My rating is generous.

Album Rating: 4.0

@ian fair enough, you a fan of any tech death?

@dbizzles check out in reverence - the selected breed

Album Rating: 3.0

Ima bit drunk, but solid review pal from what I can make out. Is that semi colon after frivolously correct? Though you and your 2 proof readers are all smart cookies so I have a feeling that it's correct, but it looks a bit off to me

Album Rating: 3.5

This album is just fun to listen to and all these negative ratings mean ALL OF YOU POSERS HATE FUN. STOP BEING A BUNCH OF FUN SUCKERS ALREADY. GOD.

saw this band live with Despised Icon, they sucked but DI was dope.

"This basically means their guitars are played off the rails at a 100mph shitting out the most projectile liquid diarrhea into off-kilter muscle-meat breakdowns while some shithead screams at the top of his lungs (or throat in this case) about aliens or some shit with no effort to enunciate his words whatsoever"

you could've just made this sentence the entire review, perfect

Album Rating: 2.0

holy shit guys thanks for the feature

You're in the big leagues now kid. Go practice listening to Circle Takes The Square or some other shitty emo band and you'll be staff in no time!

Album Rating: 2.0

any reason why nocuffin???

great review man. gonna skip this record tho

Album Rating: 1.5

some decent riffs here and there but yeah sounds like poop. they progressively get worse with every album. first one was best imo

Agreed with Noct that the review is a little too dismissive even if it's well written from a purely grammatical/structural standpoint. Also the semi-colon in the second last sentence should be a comma - "an abundance of godawful breakdowns that..." isn't an independent clause.

Otherwise nice job and pos. The one and a half tracks I listened to were lame as h e c c.

Album Rating: 2.0

thanks for the constructive criticism and kind words jac

yeah asleep n jac r right
also sach prob doesn't like your review because you dont have any pink words and ~~~~ in it

This sounded just fine on first listen, but I struggle to return to it

"This sounded just fine on first listen, but I struggle to return to it"

My issue as well. First listen was fine but the second time around had so little to offer I barely managed to get through without getting angry lol.

Album Rating: 2.0

yeah i had it 3.5'd on first listen but it just annoyed me more and more after