"never fully accomplishes getting the chunk of gristle out from its throat"

best one-sentence review of this cry for help of an album i've ever read

0/20 yikes

someone give the kid a pity pos

was about to and then i actually read it

yeah don't do that

Album Rating: 3.5

LMAO

Hi, I'm coming to throw shit to the user, who's with me?

I'm calling Corey Taylor btw.

It only took me less than 1 minute of heavy to realise how shitty this album would be. This user, instead wrote an essay to congratulate the band of that same album. God I love this site.

Six hours nineteen minutes right ascension, fourteen degrees fifty-eight minutes declination...

Review user still doesn't appear

5/5 simpsons reference there my dude

0 out of 29 thought this review was well written

↑ I didn't even read the review and I just gave my negative vote.

Album Rating: 3.0

I don't think that the amount of neg's that this review has gotten is fair, and I found it to be a pretty enjoyable read. That said, the typo and "selling out" joke in the summary probably didn't help matters.

Album Rating: 3.5

pos because im a rebel



album is trash

I don't think that the amount of neg's that this review has gotten is fair, and I found it to be a pretty enjoyable read. That said, the typo and "selling out" joke in the summary probably didn't help matters.

NO

THIS SON OF A BITCH MUST SUFFER

SHOW YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT, WE WILL INSULT YOU UNTIL YOU LEAVE THIS SITE FOR GOOD.

Album Rating: 3.0

Wtf, Rodrigo. You're the one acting like a piece of shit right now. Quit being a fucking bully.

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

This doesn't need anymore reviews [2]

I am not the greatest reviewer, borderline average tbh, but this was written so bad.

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

Enjoyed the review!