The Chainsmokers Memories...Do Not Open
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hasan
April 7th 2017


994 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

coldplay is some bad pop i do not know about this cd

Gmork89
April 7th 2017


8891 Comments


That song with chris martin is one of the lamest cash ins I've ever heard.

wwf
April 7th 2017


7198 Comments


real talk I actually love that song

it's cheesy and simplistic but it's miles better than anything else I've heard from chainsmokers

oisincoleman64
April 7th 2017


2870 Comments


"They just straightforwardly explained that they made the song in 3 seconds from scrach, barely produced it and people bought it anyway. "
The song's not great but it really sounds like you don't know what you're talking about

wwf
April 7th 2017


7198 Comments


ya it's not exactly genius production but it's solid stuff

simple =/= quick

Toad
April 7th 2017


2065 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Really excited to hear what all the fuss is about tbh

Collage was pretty passable

VaxXi
April 7th 2017


4418 Comments


The problem with that Coldplay song is that the drop sounds like they copy/pasted the drop from Roses. They're so similar.

Azertherion
April 7th 2017


510 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

"The song's not great but it really sounds like you don't know what you're talking about "



You're apparently paying no attention to his explanations. W/e.

VaxXi
April 7th 2017


4418 Comments


I have never heard swearing sound so forced like it does on here every time Andrew opens his mouth. Bloodstream is especially funny.

MarsKid
Emeritus
April 7th 2017


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Bless Chainsmokers, they knew Attila wasn't releasing an album this year and had to release an equally terrible album to cover for them. So considerate.

wwf
April 7th 2017


7198 Comments


'The problem with that Coldplay song is that the drop sounds like they copy/pasted the drop from Roses. They're so similar.'

oh sure, they definitely follow the same template. and chainsmokers is far, farrrrrr from the only artist working in that template

but chris martin's a wonderful singer with great tone who can absolutely slay a simple song like that, so I like their collab a good amount

wwf
April 7th 2017


7198 Comments


oh god 43 minutes what did I just get myself into

wwf
April 7th 2017


7198 Comments


I think the most baffling thing about this band is that if you choose pretty much any edm artist on soundcloud, they're almost all better in any way imaginable

hasan
April 7th 2017


994 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

do not open

VaxXi
April 7th 2017


4418 Comments


Chainsmokers found the perfect formula to appeal to teenagers on Facebook and Tumblr who constantly repost and reblog and like those "inspirational" quotes about life and love copy/pasted on top of pastel backgrounds and pictures of the night sky because it totally "gets them".

wwf
April 7th 2017


7198 Comments


lmao ok I give up a few songs in, this is some shit

I thought the 2 ratings were probably about what I'd be feeling but this is some milquetoast shit

VaxXi
April 7th 2017


4418 Comments


A part of me, for some reason, really can't hate on this. Don't know what it is, but this isn't as unbearable to listen to like their last EP was.

VaxXi
April 7th 2017


4418 Comments


Maybe im just desensitized to their bullshit.

gryndstone
April 7th 2017


2976 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

i want somethin just like this

*fart noises*

hasan
April 7th 2017


994 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

i am asking on the page is this a good pop cd i do want to listen but i can not be sure



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