Album Rating: 3.8

brave review noice

Album Rating: 2.0

The air of superiority, the condescending tone, the patronising demeanour, the complete load of bollocks on offer.

Swans.

Album Rating: 3.0

i'm a fan of these

Album Rating: 2.5

Thanks friends! I also prefer the real thing to these inferior swans.

Album Rating: 3.5

A glimpse into an alternate reality

these reviews are awful

Album Rating: 3.0

looks like you're in the minority thinking that

Album Rating: 4.0

Your white supremacy is showing

Seems like it

Album Rating: 2.5

Don't be angry, friend. All our opinions are valid, no matter if you enjoy the music of Swans, or if you aren't a moron.

Album Rating: 4.0

imo

Album Rating: 4.5

Do In The Court of the Crimson King



Also your reviews are stellar

Album Rating: 2.5

Sold! For the low low price of being the first suggestion I saw

This is the best review I've read in a while.

'Vibraphone expert Thor Harris’ life would be adapted into a series of Marvel movies'

Album Rating: 4.5

Sweet! Looking forward to it

"The sound of a man whose mother told him he was better than all the other boys in school, all the while hitting his knees with a cast-iron pan." this hit home hard. What did inspire you such a description ?
The review is a delicious piece of writing.

Album Rating: 2.5

Thanks, pal. The description was inspired by the haunted look Gira has on his face as he makes 'art.'

Album Rating: 4.5

pos

cd art is a bit scary but i like hearing the songs

"The sound of a man whose mother told him he was better than all the other boys in school, all the while hitting his knees with a cast-iron pan."

Reminds me of the American version of something zak would say. Where is he anyway? He'd love this review.

EDIT: nvm, looks like he's already read and commented.