"Drum sample or those awful vocal samples?"

The vocal samples on "Don't Mess With Tina". They're from Altered States and got butchered here.

Countering badly made albums with badly written reviews?

Album Rating: 1.5

If you wanna interpret as that way.

Album Rating: 1.0

It's actually worse than expected.

Oh wow, I just read the album title in its entirety

Album Rating: 1.5

Yeah...it's bad.

I'm Reid Markham, I'm the bassist of Twinspan and I wanted to thank you guys for your honest opinions and, yes, even Novelist for his review. We have read it, and we will keep your points in mind when we make more material in the future. We understand as artists that not everyone will enjoy what we are doing, but it is our goal to do the best we can with what we have and to continue to grow. Harsh reviews like this one are every bit as important to us as the positive ones.

Album Rating: 1.5

Well, album was terrible, like unforgivably bad, sorry you're in a band so trash. Production alone made me wanna put my head in an oversized blender.

Album Rating: 1.5

This is Michael Mixerr. Today I will review Twinspan - Anthems of Your Scene Phase again due to popular demand!





Anthems of Your Scene Phase is an album that all metal heads and punk rockers alike must hear and buy for today's musical and political climate that is against the mainstream music market! This album is a breath of fresh air for metal heads that are tired of hearing that pop shit in the radio.

Metal fans and music news website Sputnikmusic all thought the Anthems of Your Scene Phase album was horrible. Sputnikmusic gave the album Anthems of Your Scene Phase 1/5* (1 out of 5 stars). One can see why metal fans would consider this album to be horrible. The instrumentals sound muffles and the vocals are too quiet. You can hardly hear the vocals on some of the tracks. That doesn't mean the album is terrible.



I rate this album, Anthems of Your Scene Phase, 4/5****!!



WTF?

IS this bs review?





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SO

IS THIS DUDE....LIKE....FUCKING HIGH OR SOMETHING?

Album Rating: 1.5

https://mixerrreviews.blogspot.com/2016/09/mixerr-album-reviews-847.html?m=0#comment-form

Album Rating: 1.5

If you guys wanted to see the full and very cringey shit review...

Album Rating: 1.5

rewrote review, album is still quite shit though

Man...I just found this gem a review. Jesus Christ this dude sucks so bad. The album is just as bad as the shit review.

Was not expecting to see this on this website, lol. I'm from around this area as well, have even rated a couple of the local releases that i was surprised to find on here, but only saw this particular review & ensuing comment section today. Thanks for the little chuckles