Album Rating: 4.5

good review best fat chino

Album Rating: 5.0

Fat Chino = Best Chino imo

Album Rating: 4.5

u rite

Album Rating: 5.0

Someone give the poor man a mayo-induced fried corndog, ffs

Album Rating: 4.5

every deftones albums slaps but fat chino > regular sized chino

Album Rating: 5.0

regular chino just doesn't have enough love in his rolls

Album Rating: 4.5

its his enlarged heart

Album Rating: 5.0

Love how abstract this review is. I hope you do more reviews in this style

Album Rating: 5.0

Fat chino lol

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Should I 5 this? I think I should 5 this.

Album Rating: 4.0

hole in the earth is probably my favorite deftones song

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

nah Slimmer Chino > Fat Chino

Fat Chino doesn't perform well in concerts.

fat chino is more than just a man

Album Rating: 4.5

fat chino is a god amongst men

Album Rating: 5.0

"fat chino is more than just a man" -Mike Patton

Album Rating: 4.5

Nice review, best 'Tones.

Album Rating: 4.5

That was an...interesting read to say the least. Don't really know what you were going for here cause the second paragraph has a totally different vibe compared to the lengthy first one.

Album Rating: 5.0

Speaking of Patton, I miss Patton Tuesday's on plug :[

Album Rating: 4.0

that whole first paragraph is terrible. just... terrible.

Album Rating: 4.5

There's a difference between terrible and abstract, this falls into the latter and it's all the better for it.