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this is my favorite review that isn't the volition review

"“The Sexorcist” is where the band really kicks into gear, playing guitars with chord arrangements and playing drums with sticks."

pos

While I'm sure the album is god awful, this review was actually pretty well written... pos.

'well I mean his voice isn’t really that good but it entertained me more than my spouse did so I’m going to assume he’s actually incredibly talented, in lieu of confronting my mental instabilities.'

brb dying

hey, I remember you

2016 is the year of entertaining as fuck reviews

Thank god pos' d hard

"hey, I remember you"
I think I remember you too

the summary is very true

"“The Sexorcist” is where the band really kicks into gear, playing guitars with chord arrangements and playing drums with sticks."

pos[2]

This is brilliant

I'll probably get drunk again and write more of these but not yet I don't want to burn out the steam on this.

why aren't you on this site more yr a damn gem

funny rev, i give a pos
by the looks of the album title, it seems that these guys are finally admitting their history with being fuckin predators, eh?

isn't BOTDF for prepubescent girls who just discovered alternative culture and think it's cool and edgy?

Like they even know what pornography even is

It's not 2004 anymore. Pretty unrealistic to believe these kids all have internet and smart phones but never typed "sex vids" into google.

oh dam that indienogo just got frog stomp'd into infinity?

Well the type of pornography beginning with C that Dahvie likes is illegal in most countries.

American culture is derived off of the simultaneous fear and love of sexuality, so it wouldn't surprise me if most are exposed to it at a young age.

read the album title as "cloud pornography" and got excited