Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

[quote=Brain Dead]I know that Die Eir Von Satan is referring to Satan's balls.[/quote]

Yeah that's what I read in another review of this.



Edit:

[quote=review]Worst Three:

1. Hooker With a Penis

2. Stinkfist

3. H.[/quote]

Holy **** :upset:



Edit 2:

[quote=review]The worst three isn't as hard, though[/quote]

:upset:This Message Edited On 05.30.06

Album Rating: 5.0

best three

1. eulogy

2. aenima

3. H.

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

I think Stinkfist is better than Eulogy and H.

Album Rating: 5.0

The only bad song on this album is jimmy, not including the quirky "filler" tracks.



Hooker with a Penis is average and the rest are excellent.



My favourite Tool album, and one of my favourite albums of all time.This Message Edited On 05.30.06

Album Rating: 4.5

I liked Jimmy myself. Well, you all saw that in the review. The only real way you can criticize my ratings is that Jimmy should be in the bottom three and Stinkfist shouldn't. The other five tracks (Third Eye, Aenima, Forty Six & 2, Euology, and Pushit) were just too good to be possibly on the worst three list.

Album Rating: 5.0

haha agreed... who could possibly put maynards imortal lines in third eye in the worst three?

Album Rating: 5.0

very good review, although I'm still confused of the fact that you put H. into the worst top 3... it's such a peaceful song...

Album Rating: 4.5

Worst top three? That seems kind of like an oxymoron. I but H. on the worst list because the other songs beat the s**t out of it.

Album Rating: 4.5

its a recipe for cookies actually .... cookies without eggs actually ..... this song was performed by Marko Fox of Zaum (Danny's other project).....

To quote Wikipedia.....





"It was originally translated by Gudrun Fox. Marko Fox (a member of ZAUM) is performing the lyrics. According to Blair McKenzie Blake, the maintainer of the Tool website, "Die Eier von Satan" originally were cookies that



"Marko Fox's grandmother used to bake for him as a child (miraculously, without using eggs as an ingredient). Of course you have to substitute the eggs with a magical incantation from the worm-eaten pages of some moldering grimoire." newsletter September 2005

According to the song lyrics, the special ingredient beside this "incantation" is actually "a knife-tip of Turkish hashish"

hooker with a penis is about them being called sellouts dude. It's not Tool being sexist lol. The title refers to the fact that the boy descrbed in the song is spposed to be a fan but calls maynard a sellout. But anyway great album and review.

Album Rating: 4.5

If you noticed, I said that in my review to some extent.

Its true, some people think Dier Von Satan is about Satan's balls. But if you try to translate it, it is a turkish recipe for cake.

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

[quote=Infrared91]But if you try to translate it, it is a turkish recipe for cake.[/quote]



[quote=scpttrerulz about 3 posts above you]"It was originally translated by Gudrun Fox. Marko Fox (a member of ZAUM) is performing the lyrics. According to Blair McKenzie Blake, the maintainer of the Tool website, "Die Eier von Satan" originally were cookies that Marko Fox's grandmother used to bake for him as a child (miraculously, without using eggs as an ingredient). Of course you have to substitute the eggs with a magical incantation from the worm-eaten pages of some moldering grimoire." newsletter September 2005



According to the song lyrics, the special ingredient beside this "incantation" is actually "a knife-tip of Turkish hashish"[/quote]

Album Rating: 5.0

its a recipe for hashish cookies. listen you can hear him say turkish hashish in the song anyway i LOVE this cd my favorite tool album 5/5 classic. too bad i lost mine like 3 months ago.

love the album and the review, greatest album so far yet

Album Rating: 5.0

ok dude you gave hooker with a penis ONE mark worse than H. and gave Jimmy ONE mark better than it. excuse me if im being even more opinionated than you but you really need to listen to the songs before rating them and probably look more at than just the 'heavyness' it seems to me you are angry at H. for not being as heavy as the rest but it is easily one of Tools best without question and definatly my favorate song of all time. did you listen to the guitar in the middle during the bridge and did you listen to the whole build up thing? seriously that is probably the best build up in any song ever. lets not forget the lyrics could be about like 3 things. Heroin, his relationship with his family members, and jesus ( dont ask me how it would relate to jesus but his middle inital is considered to be Hmaybe hes too close to jesus and he found his faults). not to mention the guitar and the bass and probably the drums in this song kick jimmys a**. Hooker with a penis is annoying and Jimmy just isnt musical but other than that i agree with your review. now that my opinons are out there you can rebuttle if you will

Album Rating: 4.5

All right, I'll respect your opinion, but I strongly disagree with it. No matter how much you disagree with my opinion, I don't have a bad one for lack of listening. I listen to this album a ton, and I feel like I know it inside and out. As for H. having the best buildup of all time... hell, it doesn't even have the best buildup on this album. Pushit takes the cake for that one. I do like heavy songs, it has nothing to do with that. I normally listen to heavier music than Tool anyway. It may be going against popular consensus, but I love Jimmy.

Album Rating: 4.5

I need to buy this album. I downloaded a couple of tracks and they were some of the best I've heard in a while.

Album Rating: 5.0

H. and Stinkfist the worst????????

OMG

I agree about hooker though...

Album Rating: 4.5

All right, I've asked this many times, but no one has answered. What the fuck would you put on it? Remember, there are only nine real songs on this album. I'm not saying that those three songs are bad, I'm saying they are the worst on this album. Understand?